Courtney Stodden is a clown….she lies about her age…pretends she isn’t 30….pretends her tits are real…pretends to be a child bride…but in being this joke/joker who produces funny shit….she’s also half naked…and any bitch half naked for attention is a friend of mine, even if I want to punch them in the face and/or cunt cuz they piss me off…. Here are some recent twitter pics of hers…cuz she’s half naked showing her stripper moves like the champ she is.
I walked by the movie theater and saw posters for Piranha 3DD and I was kinda offended that this shit existed…only because the concept is so fucking stupid…that the first one should have never been made…but that succeeded hard enough for a second one to be made…making me really question humanity….. Sure, I get it, scary shitty movie with nudity is always a winning combo…but sometimes the concept is so retarded it should be censored…and instead this Piranha 3DD is getting international distribution…mocking Hollywood and the Film Industry as a whole…calling it out as a joke…. Since I won’t be seeing it, I’m glad someone leaked the best part of it to the internet…and that is Katrina Bowden asking to have a dude cum inside her…while rocking hot coinslot looking cameltoe….maybe I get why this movie exists after alll…
Say hello to Maxton. Sources tell Us Weekly that Eddie Murphy and Toni Braxton are not merely dating, but are ” very into each other.” The relationship reportedly got underway four months ago. Murphy (who has nine children by five women) and Braxton (who has two kids with ex Keri Lewis) are “serious” this insider adds, as the Tower Heist star cheered on the singer backstage at her February 19 concert in Los Angeles. Murphy was linked in the 1980s to Whitney Houston, but more recently dated Melanie Brown and Tracey Edmonds, exchanging vows in 2008 with the latter in a “symbolic” ceremony that was never made legal. [Photos: WENN.com]
Everyone is just assuming Courtney Robertson wins The Bachelor. Heck, Us Weekly ‘s new cover story blatantly states that Ben Flajnik proposed to the model – a claim that we won’t find out for sure until Monday, March 12. The Bachelor spoilers have a lot to say on that very subject, but because they have been wrong before, you have to treat this as what it is: Pure speculation. Not that it’s hard to believe. According to Us, Flajnik gets down on one knee on the season finale, but has since soured on his final rose recipient/fiancee. The celebrity news magazine claims that: Ben was “caught” with three girls in one weekend … which likely means he was hanging out with other women and photographed with them. Seeing that Ben’s unable to go near Courtney (or Lindzi Cox ), that’s not a shock. He’s embarrassed by Courtney Robertson (that part we can believe, given that he’s gotten to watch the entire season of The Bachelor along with us). Courtney cries on the Women Tell All special (that too). Us ‘ new issue, out today, will surely reveal more vague, unsourced details of his alleged transgressions, but until then, tell us: Who you THINK he SHOULD pick?
Oops! Target’s bad! The company has issued a statement and taken steps to rectify an embarrassing situation that stems from a greeting card (below) that’s been sitting on its shelves for the past few months and which reads: Next time you think of dating the bad boy, consider Whitney Houston. “The card was in our stores prior to Ms. Houston’s death. As soon as this was brought to our attention, we began the process of removing the card from all applicable stores,” the chain told TMZ in response to the controversy. Somewhere, Bobby Brown is stewing that this card even exists – and then thinking of a way to profit himself off it. Is this the right move? Should Target take away the cards?
The first trailer for Piranha 3DD has been released and boy, it lives up to expectations. Which were extremely low, but still! Remember what we’re talking about. When you name a film Piranha 3DD , you are talking about 3-D boobs. In the title. And that means, well, you’re going for the lowest common denominator. The Piranha sequel stars Danielle Panabaker, Matt Bush, Ving Rhames, Christopher Lloyd, David Hasselhoff (sporting a familiar red outfit) and John Gulager. This time, the action moves from the sea to a water park as the sharp-toothed fish just go to down on unsuspecting civilians. Scantily-clad ones, of course. Feast your eyes on the awesome terribleness below. Piranha 3DD Trailer
Riley Steele is another one of those pornstars turned actresses and here she is fully nude swimming in the water with Kelly Brook in the movie Piranha 3D Continue reading →
How effective is horror, a genre defined by tricky edits and Neve Campbell’s harried grimace, when its thrills are conveyed in one continuous shot? Gustavo Hernández’s 2010 Cannes selection The Silent House — which comes out in the UK this April — wants to answer that. In the new trailer (which, counterintuitively, is a patchwork of quick cuts) young actress Florencia Colucci tries to flee an ominous house in rural Uruguay, but some dark-ass force has her number.
Another day, another casting announcement for HBO’ s Game Change , the movie about the 2008 presidential campaign. Woody Harrelson has been added to the apparent Oscar-nominee-only cast as Steve Schmidt, John McCain’s senior campaign strategist and adviser. Harrelson joins Ed Harris as McCain and Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin in the Jay Roach film. Expect Sarah Palin to continue to belittle this project on Fox News. [ EW ]
