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Tyra’s Vitiligo Chantelle Brown-Young of the Day

I don’t know if vitiligo should be a new fetish for you, but I assume that her name being brown is representative of her not being entirely black, up on some Michael Jackson shit, that I am all for endorsing because she’s not fat…and it’s kind of different for someone who has seen everything. I assume Tyra is endorsing her as her next top model because Tyra is all about attaching herself to things to feel better about herself, because you know if they were rivals in high school – Tyra wouldn’t be all about this… I am all for taking ownership on what she probably hated about herself, got teased for her entire life and probably even debated killing herself over….I just know that this probably gives all the boys molested by Michael jackson nightmares…it reminds them of his penis. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Suki Waterhouse vs Izabel Goulart Boxing of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse vs Izabel Goulart Boxing of the Day

W Magazine’s How To Take a Selfie Like a Supermodel of the Day

W Magazine put together this video of models doing selfies, I don’t know what models are in the mix, because I had to turn the fucking thing off in the first 10 seconds because let’s face it, it fucking sucks. The idea was poorly executed, especially when we all know model selfies involve way more vag that they are sending their producer boyfriends when their producer boyfriends are off with other models… It’s like this made me hate models, even though I normally think they are amazing – the top tier of escorts – who let you do whatever you want to them as long as you can afford their day rate…. The funny thing in all this is that this video probably cost 20,000 dollars to make and was probably paid for by a phone company to generate 1000 views…garbage… The world is a scam, and this video lacks anything good, so that’s why I posted it…for you because you deserve the worst.

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‘Going The Distance’ Stars Share Romantic Gestures Gone Awry

Drew Barrymore recalls an ex’s unsuccessful love letter, while Justin Long’s flower purchase backfires. By Kara Warner Justin Long and Drew Barrymore Photo: Kevin Winter/Getty Images The topic of love and relationships is a loaded one. It’s full of drama, angst, joy — basically a smorgasbord of complex emotions that, no matter how serious and life-changing, can also be rife for comedic interpretation. One such interpretation is Drew Barrymore and Justin Long’s R-rated romp “Going the Distance,” which opens Friday. In the film, the are-they-or-aren’t-they-dating Barrymore and Long play a new couple who try to make a long-distance relationship work. There are expensive plane tickets, romantic gestures, arguments, etc. Speaking to the romantic gestures, because there are a few in the film, we asked Barrymore and Long if they had ever had one backfire. “I once got sent an e-mail that was written in a sarcastic tone, but the person buried the lead and didn’t say he was joking,” Barrymore said of an ex’s attempt at a love letter. “So everything in it was as horrible as you can imagine. That wasn’t funny. That was a really poorly executed romantic gesture. I remember another boyfriend, he bought me a cameo [silhouette pendant], and he said it reminded him of me. And I thought, ‘This old, silhouetted lady reminds you of me? Huh. OK.’ ” Long (who was not the giver of the aforementioned cameo) revealed that his good-intentions-gone-bad gesture involved an unfortunate mix-up of an ex’s preference in flowers. “This was actually a Valentine’s Day thing,” he said. “I went to the florist, and I saw these amazing orchids. There were, like, six orchids. It was tons of money … but I thought, ‘I’m going to do it. These are beautiful, and I’m pretty sure this person loves orchids,’ ” Long recalled. “I brought them home. She was always so appreciative of just the smallest gestures I did, so I was like, ‘Her head’s going to explode.’ ” Unfortunately for Long, his memory was a little skewed. “She was like [ he winces ] ‘I … oh … thank you,’ ” Long re-enacted. “She had this story that was like a really troubling, traumatic experience that had happened to her that involved orchids that she had told me. I knew there was something with orchids, I just didn’t remember that it was an awful association. It was bad. She was molested by a guy named Fred Orchid,” he joked. Have you had any romantic gestures go bad? Share your memories in the comments! Check out everything we’ve got on “Going the Distance.” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com . Related Videos Drew Barrymore And Justin Long Are ‘Going The Distance’ Related Photos ‘Going The Distance’ Premieres In L.A.

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