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Noomi and Rooney: The Girls with the Naked Knockers [PICS]

The red-band trailer for the American version of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo hit selected theaters this weekend (and the internet shortly after, thanks to either a moviegoer with a shaky camcorder or a savvy viral marketing stunt), and though it’s cut too quickly to really get a good look, (t)it bodes well for nudity from star Rooney Mara ! UPDATE: The red-band trailer has been pulled from the internet by Sony Pictures.They’ve officially released the green-band trailer, but it’s sadly boob-free. There’s a brief shot of Rooney’s boobies as she puts on a shirt 35 seconds in, then a shadowy silhouette of a topless woman we can only assume is Rooney 57 seconds in. This wouldn’t normally be a big deal, except that’s more skin in the trailer than Rooney has bared in her entire career thus far! Perhaps she’s learned a thing or three from Swedish sinsation Noomi Rapace , who played bisexual goth babe Lisbeth Salander in the Swedish cinema adaptations! Before she ever got that dragon tattoo, Noomi bared it all taking a dildo in her derriere from a lesbian lover in Daisy Diamond (2007): Then in her first outing as Lisbeth in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2009), Noomi bared all three B’s getting out of bed after some Scandinavian schtupping: In The Girl who Played with Fire (2009), Noomi went back to her Sapphic skinema roots with a rug-munching rendezvous with lesbian lover Yasmine Garbi : And in the last film in the trilogy, The Girl who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest (2009), Noomi got strangely skingy, baring only the briefest of buttcracks getting out of the bath: We’ll have to wait until Christmas for Rooney Mara’ s turn as lusty Lisbeth, but you can check out ALL of Noomi Rapace (and we do mean all of her) in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo , The Girl who Played with Fire and The Girl who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest right now on MrSkin.com!

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Noomi and Rooney: The Girls with the Naked Knockers [PICS]

Mr. Skin Confirms: Blake Lively Nude Pics Are Real [PICS]

There’s some hot gossip (heh) going around about Blake Lively: some naughty cell phone pics have leaked of a woman who, if she’s not Blake Lively , has a promising career in Gossip Girl porn parodies ahead of her, posing very naked in what looks like a hotel bathroom. Blake’s reps quickly jumped to try to contain the nude scandal: “The photos of Blake Lively which have just surfaced on various websites…are 100 percent FAKE. Blake has never taken nude photos of herself.” Well, Mr. Skin, Private Dick begs to differ! Let’s examine the HARD evidence, shall we? First we have that now-skinfamous cell phone: And if you look in the mirror’s reflection in this nude pic (just left of the sweet cheeks), you’ll see a toothbrush: and BOOM! here’s Blake buying the exact same toothbrush: Ok, ok, so we know both of those things could be a co-SKIN-cidence. But how about the physical evidence? There you have (t)it! Even if this naked lady ISN’T a Gossip Girl (which, frankly, we find hard to believe), we’re still feeling pretty Lively in our jeans! You can continue your skinvestigative rubdown with sexy pics of Blake Lively right here on MrSkin.com!

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Mr. Skin Confirms: Blake Lively Nude Pics Are Real [PICS]

VIDEO: Trailer for The Simpsons Porn Parody Features Suprisingly Impressive Impersonations