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Laura Cremaschi’s Amazing Body In A Bikini

Unfortunately, I never managed to convince my favorite Italian showgirl  Laura Cremaschi to leave her rich husband for me last year, no matter how many times I did a post on how much I love that perfect booty of hers. But hey, I figure it’s a new year and I’ve got a new shot, so I’m not giving up just yet. And if being able to make her a huge star in North America isn’t enough for Laura (shh, just go with it), I can sweeten the pot with some 2 for 1 Big Mac coupons I just got in the mail… Call me! » view all 17 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Laura Cremaschi’s Amazing Body In A Bikini

Cindy Crawford For Shape Magazine of the Day

People hate on Cindy Crawford every time I post on how amazing she is…but I have seen her in person…and it turns out that she’s fucking amazing…we exchanged smiles…made eye contact…as she entered her hotel years ago….and probably thought I was a homeless guy…or someone with downs syndrome down on his luck who needed a little pick me up…when in reality…all I needed was for her to sit on my face… That said…she’s in December’s Shape…and I love her….even though historically…I hate old bitches….

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Cindy Crawford For Shape Magazine of the Day