People hate on Cindy Crawford every time I post on how amazing she is…but I have seen her in person…and it turns out that she’s fucking amazing…we exchanged smiles…made eye contact…as she entered her hotel years ago….and probably thought I was a homeless guy…or someone with downs syndrome down on his luck who needed a little pick me up…when in reality…all I needed was for her to sit on my face… That said…she’s in December’s Shape…and I love her….even though historically…I hate old bitches….
I’m done MOURNING HIS FAKE RELATIONSHIP WITH SELENA GOMEZ The latest in Beiber fake relationships because has to be gay….is that his new girlfriend is the 18 year old young blood Victoria’s Secret is trying to make famous…. Barbara Palvin …. Now, I’ve been following her instagram for a few months now…and prior to her becoming a huge fucking deal…back when she only had one VS shoot in her garter belt…she was posting non stop pics of her and her little local BF…who I guess was her high school sweetheart…but like all fame whores who become famous…you gotta leave that in the past…and jump on opportunities like banging your favorite pop star now that you have access…and the whole thing is all controlled by their management cuz they all want as much exposure as possible…when all I want is for her to expose more of her genitals… It is all lies…bullshit…and it doesn’t matter…its’ just another excuse to post a bikini and lingerie model in her teens…cuz I don’t care who she is fucking for fame….or cuz of her model fame…I just care that she’s fucking….
