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Gisele in a Bikini for Some Italian Company of the Day

I don’t think Gisele is very hot. I don’t really think she compares to the other pussy they have recruited. But I guess she has her position in the world and does her job…unfortunately for her that job is riding off her Victoria’s Secret fame by doing bikini campaigns for low level bathing suit companies for old times to feel relevant, but more importantly works hard and masking Tom Brady’s lockeroom homosexuality by staging a pregnancy and tucking her dick in properly so that it looks like cameltoe in her bikini bottoms.. This is not a post pregnant body….This is a man on hormone therapy’s body….I know there’s a conspiracy here…I just care enough to prove it.

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Gisele in a Bikini for Some Italian Company of the Day

Nina Dobrev in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s some Canadian 21 year old who is on some show called the Vampire Diaries and she’s in a bikini. I’ve been hearing a lot about her over the last few months, maybe it’s because I am in Canada and Canada gets hard for their 5 actors who landed gigs in the USA, or maybe it’s cuz people want to fuck her, and I guess why wouldn’t they, she’s 21 and pussy is at its fucking prime at 21, since it knows how to fuck better than 18, because 18 is a little shy and conservative, but it is not as damaged as 25 where a few break-ups have thrown them into “slut” phases….but from an objective point of view, she’s got a pretty shitty fucking ass. I’m not sure if it is flat, or if it is fat, but I do know she should do some fucking squats, cuz some shape is lacking….but I’m not complaining cuz a bitch in a bikini is a bitch in a bikini….even if that bikini is jacked the fuck up like it’s designed for a post pregnant 40 year old who is trying to wear a bikini to be hip but wants to hide those unflattering stretch marks…but whatever…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Nina Dobrev in a Bikini of the Day