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Exclusive Details: Rapper Jim Jones Arrested In Manhattan

Jim Jones must really think his Capo status is more than the name of his new album and his pretend Dipset responsibilities. Bossip has obtained exclusive details regarding the rapper’s arrest earlier today in New York City. According to the NYPD, Jones was arrested around 12pm in Downtown Manhattan after being pulled over for driving his 2007 Bentley in a bus-only lane on Broadway. During the course of the routine traffic stop, Jones was unable to provide the arresting officer with his driver’s license, which, as it turns out, is currently suspended. He was charged with driving with a suspended license, aggravated unlicensed operation and failure to obey a traffic device. Jones was issued a desk appearance, which means he will be released today. At press time, however, it is unclear whether Jones remains in custody. His court date was not immediately available. Jones’ fifth studio album, Capo is set to be released next Tuesday, April 5, via E1 Records.

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Karissa Shannon and Kristina Shannon Sisterly Make Out Session

I suppose I should be weirded out by these pictures of sisters Karissa and Kristina Shannon sharing a kiss at their ex boyfriend Hugh Hefner’s Mid Summers Night Dream party at the Playboy mansion, I mean they’re sister right and this is incest…. Really really hot incest. If someone is offended by this pretend all in the family sex act, they need to have their testicles examined. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Plays with Balloons for the Pedophiles of the Day

I am sure there are a few guys out there who are going nuts over these pictures and not because they are of a lingerie model but because they are of a girl holding a balloon like she was 5. I am hoping that you are not one of those people because sexualizing little kid activities is really fucking creepy, unless that little kid activity is oral sex in the backyard after playing doctor…but that’s totally different than kids playing innocently in the park with their balloons, cuz it’s an activity people of all ages can appreciate…one of those timeless classics that doesn’t make you a pedophile if you try to incorporate it into sex with some girl you got drunk enough to agree to sex with you…but dressing the bitch up in pigtails with a balloon and grass stained knees while making her pretend she lost her mom while talking in a baby voice isn’t….so I don’t know what Miranda Kerr is doing or who she is trying to appeal to by being cute and playful like she’s 5, but it’s gotta be bad… Pics via Bauer

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Tila Tequila In A Classy See Through Outfit

It looks as though Tila Tequila has gotten over the heartbreak of miscarrying her imaginary baby and the loss of her pretend lesbian bride and has gone back to her old familiar slutty ways. Here she is showing some skin in a see through dress at the Howard Stern studios the other day. This chick is all class, and who’s she trying to kid? Everyone knows there’s no such thing as a blond asian, they’re like unicorns, they only exist in fairy-tales and pornos.

TV Guide Winter Games: Reality Winners

Show You Most Pretend to Watch for the Drama But Actually Watch Because the People Are Hot: Big Brother To be fair, lots of people also watch to see the housemates scream at each other. [10 photos] Continue reading

Celebrity Hair Affair: Redhead Hayden Panettiere

Hayden Panettiere recently ditched her blonde ‘do to become a redhead simply “Because I could! I was tired of being a blonde and being… you get stuck in one thing and known for one thing and as a cheerleader or whatever that image.” “It’s fun to change things up, and now I feel I don’t have to overcompensate as much personality-wise when I have red hair as I do with blonde hair.” “I’m typically a very fiery person anyway,” adds the 21-year-old actress, and surely Wladimir Klitschko can attest to that, if you know what we mean! Was it a good move by the Heroes cast member? Vote below! What do you think of Hayden Panettiere’s red hair?

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Chris Jericho Arrested for Being Wasted

His nickname is Y2J. But fans of WWE star Chris Jericho are asking him this morning: Why too drunk?!?

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Jennifer Aniston Has a New Daughter Costar

Jennifer Aniston will soon be the mother of a 10-year-old girl. I can exclusively report that Bailee Madison has been cast to play Aniston’s daughter in Pretend Wife, an upcoming…

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Happy Birthday, Ian Somerhalder!

On television, Ian Somerhalder is over 160 years old. But in real life, The Vampire Diaries actor turns 31 today. Somerhalder rose to fame as the character of Boone on Lost .

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