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How To Survive Valentine’s Day As A Single Lady

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Ahhh can you smell it? Yes, LOVE IS IN THE AIR!!! Although there were times I’ve dreaded flowers and red heart shaped balloons flying around on VALENTINES DAY, I am still a woman in LOVE with LOVE. I enjoy seeing couples walking around in pure bliss because they’ve found “that one”  to make them happy! However, there are lot of single peeps out here who sit in the house looking at their four walls, sobbing because no one will send roses, daisies, not even tulips to light up their day. But cheer up ladies! I found a few guidelines to help you through it! Hope you have an enjoyable Happy Valentines Day Jazzy McBee Cards – It may seem a little “4th grade”, but go all out with Valentine cards this year. There are really cute friendship and family cards- and it’s never the wrong time to spread a little love around to those who you care about. Feeling adventurous? Design some of your own cards. Whip out your arts and crafts box and make personalized cards for those who make you smile during this time of the year. Bake- There’s no better time than now to practice your baking skills while also gaining a leg up in some of your relationships. Try out a new cookie recipe and throw in some heart shapes and red food coloring to stick with the season. It’s fun to do and it makes for a good ‘just because’ present. Plan Your V-day Night : No matter how you might feel, we promise that you are not the only single lady out there. Gather up your single girls (and guys!) and plan a pot-luck. Get everyone involved by having a fun night with the people that you love. Courtesy of HelloBeautiful.com

How To Survive Valentine’s Day As A Single Lady

Wong Fu Weekends Season 3 coming Feb 4

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Miranda Kerr Plays with Balloons for the Pedophiles of the Day

I am sure there are a few guys out there who are going nuts over these pictures and not because they are of a lingerie model but because they are of a girl holding a balloon like she was 5. I am hoping that you are not one of those people because sexualizing little kid activities is really fucking creepy, unless that little kid activity is oral sex in the backyard after playing doctor…but that’s totally different than kids playing innocently in the park with their balloons, cuz it’s an activity people of all ages can appreciate…one of those timeless classics that doesn’t make you a pedophile if you try to incorporate it into sex with some girl you got drunk enough to agree to sex with you…but dressing the bitch up in pigtails with a balloon and grass stained knees while making her pretend she lost her mom while talking in a baby voice isn’t….so I don’t know what Miranda Kerr is doing or who she is trying to appeal to by being cute and playful like she’s 5, but it’s gotta be bad… Pics via Bauer

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Lakers defeat Celtics in Game 7 for 16th NBA title | Photos

Kobe Bryant is Finals MVP and Lakers rally to win second consecutive title while ending Game 7 woes against Celtics. Release the balloons. Ah, better make that purple and gold confetti.

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Journeys

For those of you who have followed our journey since we started the blog a year ago, you know how crazy campaign life can be. The manic pace, last second changes and unpredictable moments have all set the stage for what has been an unbelievable ride. I am privileged to be able to be a part of this experience and I hope sharing it with you provides a more intimate and authentic look at Dad’s campaign. Last night was overwhelming for me in a way in which I’ve never before experienced.  The tears I shed were due to an abounding love I have for my father, who, above all else, wants to serve a nation and her people.  His love and faith in his country and fellow citizens saved him in his darkest hour. Standing on that stage, I saw past the balloons, confetti and cheers. I was left with a singular image. One of a man who will take his improbable journey and draw from it at every turn to change our country and our world for the better.  Dad, I have never been more proud to be your daughter. I love you. Song of the Day: “Barracuda” by Heart

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Falcon Did It For the Show of the Day

This is amazing. I was on Twitter ripping into this whole Falcon and the Balloon bullshit especially when I found out that they were on the show Wife Swap, you know weirdos addicted to fame, who staged this to get all over the media, making them far more clever than I am, but also making them fucking criminals who wasted resources with rescue people and the army and a whole lot of fucking airtime when real issues were going the fuck on. I have seen better lies when strippers tell me they love me

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Oddly Enough, Married Athletes Are Still Foolin’ Around

And here I thought Steve McNair ‘s death would eradicate unfaithfulness among sports figures, the same way Charles Barkley’s DUI was the last one of those to ever happen.

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Dear Pixar: Stop Making Me Cry Like A Bitch

I took my three-year-old to see Up the other day. We left after an hour because she didn’t want to stick around (Thanks for burning my money, kid).

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