It’s official – Barbara Palvin annoys me and not because she’s had sex with Justin Bieber…Something I don’t believe because she has a vagina and isn’t a 40 year old back dude who thinks he is Michael Jackson named Usher….but because she’s acting all playful, making stupid faces like some kind of idiot, while not looking cute at all, and just looking annoying…the kind of girl you’d likely want to punch in the face at least in theory if you were forced to sit at a dinner with her…and her ADD hyper activity stupidity that wasn’t even cute when she was 5….it’s like girl, act like a lady….or like a slut…but whatever this in between is just fuckin’ weak
Rihanna’s million dollar PR team are feeding her with words to tell the media to justify her Chris Brown relationship/publcity stunt…they’ve been working 6 months or more on this reveal that they just contrived for Rolling Stone…. Here are some notable quotes if you care: I decided it was more important for me to be happy,” “I wasn’t going to let anybody’s opinion get in the way of that. Even if it’s a mistake, it’s my mistake. After being tormented for so many years, being angry and dark, I’d rather just live my truth and take the backlash. I can handle it.” “When you add up the pieces from the outside, it’s not the cutest puzzle in the world,” “You see us walking somewhere, driving somewhere, in the studio, in the club, and you think you know. But it’s different now. We don’t have those types of arguments anymore. We talk about shit. We value each other. We know exactly what we have now, and we don’t want to lose that.” “He doesn’t have the luxury of fucking up again,” “That’s just not an option. I can’t say that nothing else will ever go wrong. But I’m pretty solid in the knowing that he’s disgusted by that. And I wouldn’t have gone this far if I ever thought that was a possibility.” “He made a mistake, and he’s paid his dues,” “He’s paid so much. And I know that’s not a place he would ever want to go back to. And sometimes people need support and encouragement, instead of ridicule and criticism and bashing.” Straight from the mouth of the gutter….. She feels guilty for being beat up cuz she knows she provoked him enough to beat her up and rode it for her career… Good message for the youth who follow her every move…broken women convincing us that what she had with Chris Brown before she was super famous and slutty….an assault that made her millions….was true love…cuz he really gets her… Here are some pics for instagram of her ass…cuz that’s more interesting than her bullshit… You see I don’t believe anything I read…but I believe ass in bikini..
We get it Lohan, you’re a recovering addict, but do you have to play this shit up like the weirdos at the local Dunkin Donuts who sit their all hours of the night chain smoking and downing coffee together so they don’t fall off the wagon. You know shaking, pacing all while looking like fucking death lighing cigarette of cigarette whining about your problems and talking about when you used to use cuz you’re so fucking self involved. I have see this so many times before…This is so obvious…like she’s rehearsing a role from a movie…cuz all Lohan really grasps is being obvious. She’s the kind of phony bitch who dresses hip hop to go to a hip hop show, or who dresses rock & roll to go to a rock show, cuz she has no fucking soul, just a shapeshifter in an identity crisis, licking pussy cuz she got manipulated into it, doing heroin cuz it stops the pain…and really who cares…she is hot. I still want to fuck her….if anything this makes me want to fuck her even more…but I have a thing for people with emotional baggage, insecurities and ex addictions, cuz crazy bitches are more fun, better in bed, and usually pretty accommodating cuz they are hurting so much on the inside, all they really want is a fucking hug. Here are some more pics of her, cuz I love her and her Herpes equally…
I guess when you’re a stripper nazi pig who does some sleazy low level photoshoots for the internet, hoping one day to be famous has been your hustle all these years, before you managed to secure unprotected sex on the regular with a semi-famous dude with a very famous wife, you’d pretty much go back to being a stripper nazi pig who does sleazy low level photoshoots once the scandal blows over and no one cares….even if you try every stunt to get more and more attention before people stop caring….by staging more and more idiotic scandals…only to realize that you were just a pawn in getting Bullock an Oscar, cuz a regular divorce woulda been a waste of a publcity stunt….cuz the only work you can get is working a booth at some Sex Tradeshow in Australia. Pathetic…..and disgusting…but then again, I hate bitches that look like this….but at least she’s keepin’ it festive…even if she’s more about cutting her nipples off for Satan than getting her tits felt up for 10 dollars a song for Santa…and who gives a fuck.
This is amazing. I was on Twitter ripping into this whole Falcon and the Balloon bullshit especially when I found out that they were on the show Wife Swap, you know weirdos addicted to fame, who staged this to get all over the media, making them far more clever than I am, but also making them fucking criminals who wasted resources with rescue people and the army and a whole lot of fucking airtime when real issues were going the fuck on. I have seen better lies when strippers tell me they love me
