I wrote a post about robot Nicole Kidman in the first episode of Big Little Lies just a few days ago. I didn’t realize that it was a TV series and that she’d be naked over and over again, because I wouldn’t have used everything I needed or had to say about Nicole Kidman in that one post. I would have staggered those Scientology created her in the basement to mask Tom Cruise’s gay…like they mask Danny Masterson’s rape…which I believe because I’ve been around him once at some event and he looked like an entitled cocksucker who rapes women because he can…or like they pretend Autism doesn’t exist even after John Travolta’s kid dies…because it’s a terrible fucking religion…but it worked out ok this Stepford wife, her tits look fucking great… So the show…Big Little Lies…is directed by homegrown Montrealer Jean-Marc Vallee, who has made movies I like and assume makes good TV…but I just base it on these old lady tits that look so youthful…thanks to science… The post Nicole Kidman Rockin’ Robot Tits in Big Little Lies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
DUDE…..BRO….HOMEBOY….this is hilarious.. I mean fat girls pretending to be models is hilarious on it’s own….even funnier…fat girls pretending to be baywatch girls…I mean in the 90s…this shit would be fucking passed around and viral and the fat girls so happy to be part of the joke – because it was the only way they’d get work…throw a fat chick in a bikini – PUNCHLINE…. OR….throwing the fat girl out there for the black dudes who love fat chicks, even more when they are white….like Ashley Graham’s husband…it’s the only body that fits their big black dicks…and it’s some baseline human instinct that they can breed…but the problem with that black guy loving white fat chicks…is it gives them ego… Leading to Ashley Graham, who is an actual model, paid lots of money to be a fat chick, like “eat more, we need to relate to America”….despite it being proven to kill and the WORST message ever. It’s like if your friends jump off the bridge, jump with them to sell them product… So her career..is a legit thing, a fucking joke to me, but a legit thing…that she is milking and not just because she wants every last drop of anything caloric…but because why the fuck not..cash in But it’s still hilarious…but her ass is pretty fucking wonderful and part of me wants to reverse birth myself…into her womb and I’d fit…. The post Ashley Graham Doing the Baywatch is the Funniest Shit Ever of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
WOW….girl must have lost her mind- or must be out of money – or must be desperate for some media attention so she’s stripping down into a bikini…and really, crazy or drugged out or not…she looks fucking awesome… She’s been fat, she’s been half dead, she’s been a fucking mess for so fucking long…and seeing her doing such a low level campaign makes me think I have a chance of mananging her – or at least promising her great things that she’ll believe because she’s at rock bottom…and if this is rock bottom…I’m into it…becauase she looks fucking awesome, is humbled….imagine having been on a TV show and this is your life…HILARIOUS… She’s either photoshopped to shit, botoxed to shit, or just bloated and I love it. The post Mischa Barton is Thirsty – GET HER SOME WATER of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
My name is Natalie, I’m 17 years old, and I’m from the Bay Area in California. Let me just start out by saying that I never thought that I would ever write a My Bieber Experience, but hey look at me now. The best day of my life took place on June 26 th , 2013 in San Jose, California. I had been counting down the days to Justin’s concert ever since I bought the tickets back in December. When I bought them, unfortunately I was unable to get M&Gs, however, I was able to get some really good seats, so I was extremely happy. I knew that there was going to have to be some other way for me to meet my idol. As the concert got closer and closer, my amazing friends started to try to trend #BiebsMeetNatalie, in hopes that the crew or someone would notice and help me. Well that’s what happened. On the morning of the concert, I had no expectations of meeting Justin or any of the crew that day; all that I knew was that I was going to see my idol perform. As I was on my way to the venue with my cousin (we left super early to meet up with people and hunt down the crew), everyone was trying to trend #BiebsMeetNatalieTODAY. Literally every single one of my friends were participating, trying to get a crew member to notice the trending hash-tag. As soon as I arrived at the venue, I got a DM from one of Scooter Braun’s friends, Steve, saying that Scooter wanted to give me 2 meet and greets. At this point I couldn’t breathe, I felt like I was going to pass out or something. I couldn’t believe Scooter actually saw and wanted to help me. I realized that I was finally going to meet my idol after so many years of supporting him. Unbelievable. Let’s fast forward a bit, past all the shaking and crying and all the confusion that came along with getting the M&G bracelets (the venue had terrible staff). Once we finally picked up our M&G bracelets, my cousin and I waited in line to meet the guy who means the most to me. We made friends in line, and even saw Dan Kanter along the way to meeting Justin. As we got closer to the curtains, that’s when it hit me. I was about to meet Justin Bieber. When it was our turn to go inside, they put us into a group of six. I walked inside and there he was. Flawless. They didn’t allow me to stand next to Justin or even touch him, but I wasn’t about to walk out of there without saying anything. As I was being pushed out, I shouted, “I love you Justin!” and he responded back, “Love you too!” That made me so happy. On our way out of the M&G, I saw Scooter casually walking the opposite way as me. I stopped him and was like, “Hi Scooter I’m Natalie, the one you gave M&Gs to, thank you so, so much!” He immediately knew who I was and opened his arms and was like, “Come here,” so we gave each other a giant bear hug and he said that a lot of fans wanted me to meet Justin. I asked for a picture and we said our goodbyes and I made sure to thank him about 100 more times just so he knew how grateful I was. After that, we arrived at the actual concert. We had missed the first opening act, but were able to make it just in time for Hot Chelle Rae. When they were done performing, I sat down and realized that I hadn’t met Alfredo yet! Now if you know me, you know how much Alfredo means to me. I tweeted him that I’d meet him anywhere, any place. He ended up DMing me and asked where I was sitting and told me where to go and that he would come out, but very briefly because he didn’t want to cause a big commotion. As I was waiting there, I saw him peeping through the curtains backstage, and came sprinting out with his arms wide open and a huge smile on his face. We hugged and I asked for a selfie, and he said, “Yes of course!” After that, people recognized him and the whole stadium started screaming, and I knew at that point that he had to go back inside. I told him thank you and that I loved him, and he ran back backstage. It was quick, but it was all I needed. I had never seen Justin so up close and he did amazing. I was so upset when the concert ended because I wanted it to last forever. June 26 th was definitely the best day of my life. I met Alfredo, Scooter, and most of all Justin. My advice to the people that haven’t met Justin yet is, don’t ever give up. It WILL happen one day. The rest is here: My name is Natalie, I’m 17 years old, and I’m from the Bay Area…
My name is Ally, I am 14 years old and I live in Washington State. Basically I have been a belieber ever since I heard ‘One Time’ on the radio in 2009. I saw Justin in 2010 and in 2012. Seeing him in concert was so amazing but they were always far seats. Once I heard about Justin going to San Diego in June, my mom said we could take a short trip there to see Justin again for Believe Tour. My mom was gonna surprise me with meet and greet for the show but something came up and she couldn’t get on the website in time. The best she did was get floor seats which I was still excited for. The show was coming up and I wanted to at least try and meet Justin. Thats when I remembered about the meet and greet contest on BieberFever. I entered it before and didn’t have much luck but I thought I would try it again. The night before the show I checked my email and got an email saying I won the contest! I was freaking out so much and started crying. I couldn’t breath. I was finally going to meet my idol. I got into a group to meet him and they were super sweet. Justin finally arrived and peaked his head out of the curtain to let everyone know he was there. We finally got up to the front and I walked in. For a second, Justin didn’t seem real. He was standing there smiling. Justin was like, “Hey!” I was in shock like: is this really happening? I said “Hi Justin!” and he told me to come over. He then wrapped his arm around me and we took the picture. After the picture, he turned his head towards me and said, “How ya doing?” and winked at me. He then gave me a hug and I was about to be an emotional mess. I told him I loved him and he said, “I love you too!” Before you know it, security pushed us out. It all went by so fast but everything was perfect. It was one of the best nights ever and I’ll never forget it. I just love Justin so much and I honestly thought I would never meet him. Never give up and always believe because dreams do come true. A year ago I really didn’t think I would ever meet him and look what happened. I always loved reading all of the amazing Bieber experiences, I didn’t even think that I would be writing my own. Thank you Justin for always being there for me and making me happy. I love you. – @Ourbiebercutie Go here to see the original: My name is Ally, I am 14 years old and I live in Washington…
It’s official – Barbara Palvin annoys me and not because she’s had sex with Justin Bieber…Something I don’t believe because she has a vagina and isn’t a 40 year old back dude who thinks he is Michael Jackson named Usher….but because she’s acting all playful, making stupid faces like some kind of idiot, while not looking cute at all, and just looking annoying…the kind of girl you’d likely want to punch in the face at least in theory if you were forced to sit at a dinner with her…and her ADD hyper activity stupidity that wasn’t even cute when she was 5….it’s like girl, act like a lady….or like a slut…but whatever this in between is just fuckin’ weak
