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Anna Kendrick is an Elf of the Day

Posted on October 30, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anna Kendrick is about as hot as she can be in costume dressed like an ELF, which isn’t really hot at all, but that’s because Anna Kendrick isn’t hot… I know people love her, but I don’t, I didn’t buy into that scam that is good marketing, I know there’s some illuminati brain washing going on, and I have the ability to use my eyes and brain to see that there there’s something about her face, or her mouth that just prevents me from wanting me to fuck it…you know like in the pornos, all romantic-like, grabbing at her ears and thrusting it until she pukes…and I’m usually into doing that to all women….even gross ones…especially gross ones..for money, and logic says if they’ve been in movies and are successful it’d be a no brainer….that’d I’d be into it… Not that I am actually into throatfucking or porn, but it’s the only way I can explain how not hot this weirdo is…in costume! Is she sucking on sour candies? Is that just her mouth? Who knows. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Anna Kendrick is an Elf of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Paris Hilton and Pregnant Sister for Old Times of the Day

Posted on October 30, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Paris Hilton and her herpes matter…. I mean they don’t actually matter and they paved the way for the Kardashians, who took over for her when she lost intrest in being a shameless fame whore, pretending to be a fancy gay man, pretty much going viral in more ways than just on the internet, but also in her panties, because she fucked everyone, you know typical rich girls trying to fill the void through their vagina problems….she got famous for a sex tape, like Kim K after her…you know the kind of whore this is….one that is still skinny at 40 and worth looking at, still rocking that hook nose bird face, because why the fuck wouldn’t she be….she’s a vapid, vain, garbage human who is just over the top and trashy in her barbie life, and she’d never let herself get fat, or sag…she’s BOTOXing the fuck out of herself…and it’s ok… Her sister on the other hands got a worse STD, some cum stuck to the uterus…and it looks like she’s about to explode…so the DNA / bloodline continues… In case you were wondering – Paris Hilton is not Paris Jackson…but she is equally useless, riding a name, and annoying. TO SEE MORE CELEBS IN COSTUME CLICK HERE The post Paris Hilton and Pregnant Sister for Old Times of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Nicole Kidman Rockin’ Robot Tits in Big Little Lies of the Day

Posted on March 7, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wrote a post about robot Nicole Kidman in the first episode of Big Little Lies just a few days ago. I didn’t realize that it was a TV series and that she’d be naked over and over again, because I wouldn’t have used everything I needed or had to say about Nicole Kidman in that one post. I would have staggered those Scientology created her in the basement to mask Tom Cruise’s gay…like they mask Danny Masterson’s rape…which I believe because I’ve been around him once at some event and he looked like an entitled cocksucker who rapes women because he can…or like they pretend Autism doesn’t exist even after John Travolta’s kid dies…because it’s a terrible fucking religion…but it worked out ok this Stepford wife, her tits look fucking great… So the show…Big Little Lies…is directed by homegrown Montrealer Jean-Marc Vallee, who has made movies I like and assume makes good TV…but I just base it on these old lady tits that look so youthful…thanks to science… The post Nicole Kidman Rockin’ Robot Tits in Big Little Lies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Overrated Fashion Blogger Chiara Ferragni Titties of the Day

Posted on March 7, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chiara Ferragni is an overrated fashion blogger…which is basically a special kind of person who in the mid 2000s started a blog where they posted their overpriced outfits and got picked up by the fashion magazines and started to exist…so that when social media happened…they had the real platform to get seen, noticed, sell product…brands pay them millions to push product, and they end up becoming real love level celebrities….narcissitic…overpaid…celebrities in their own right…that don’t actually matter in the grand scheme of the world..but they get so much good /positive feedback and jobs they think they are important and matter… So it takes that special kind of person to show off her nipple ring in a sheer outfit for the paparzzi…thinking…”this too will put me on the map and remind people of my massive business I was cleaver enough to create”…while idiots like me can’t make a fucking dollar while at the time she came up – I had way more traffic…so in a lot of ways these tits are mocking my failures…while celebrating her wins…cuz girl is paid to be there…and fighting to stay there…through tit. ALSO at fashion week..skinny lesbian celebrity fucker Stella Maxwell’s underboobs… The post Overrated Fashion Blogger Chiara Ferragni Titties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tara Reid Bikini Crowd Surf of the Day

Posted on June 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Tara Reid was at my friend Steve Aoki’s event at Wet Republic in Vegas this past weekend, and not only did he get a nice long hug from her, but he got her into one of his props, an inflatable dingy to ride the sea of people, like they were a sea of water…in some new generation crowd surfing, done by the old generation, because at 37, despite being tight bodied and big fake titty busty, she’s like the grandmother of Spring Break pool parties…a veteran since that’s all she’s been doing the last 2 decades, longer than most of the people at the party have been alive….I guess the kids still respond to her in ways they don’t respond to my old ass at pool parties, where I’m just there to creep on people, because I am not a celebrity… I prefer Tara Reid holding onto her youth with more vagina lips…but I’ll take this adventurous old lady who may not be 40, but might as well be 40…and I’d still have sex with her as often as possible if I could. There’s just something about drunken messes I love that comes from how preserved they are from all the fumes they are riding off of… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kelly Cunningham is Still Nude and Bushy in Purple of the Day

Posted on June 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A long time ago, I POSTED PICS OF KELLY CUNNINGHAM NUDE FOR PURPLE …. She has an IMDB page and that makes her matter…but more importantly, she has a bush, and that makes her actually matter, at least to me, because as cute as a bald pussy can be, there’s something about rubbing your hair, teeth, penis through a girl’s pubic hair that is way more erotic, especially when it comes to cumming, cuz cumming on the carpet, just looks better and is less slippery than cumin on the marble floor, not to mention the carpet has less ingrown hair scabs that look like herpes. Not that it matters, the bush fight, is one I am going to lose, because the media is too powerful and girls everywhere think it is gross, cuz thinking it is gross sells fucking product…product I should protest if I wasn’t so lazy.

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Some Tits on TV of the Day

Posted on March 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

For those of you stupid enough to watch the Academy Awards last night, cuz you think they actually matter, and are more than just some jerk off fest amongst trashy idiots with no real substance, talent, skill or creativity….where you could see them trying to appeal to a younger audience, trying youtube sensation stunts like autotune, or booking two younger idiots to be the host, instead of booking an actual comedian or presenter…having the whole thing remind me of what Hollywood was and where it has become…partially cuz of the internet, and partially cuz these idiots are too money obsessed and disconnected….The only thing good about it was that a British movie won…..cuz it’s just a reminder that America keeps producing commerical, mainstream shit….like Jersey Shore… Either way….you also missed to two best things coming out of the USA right now, sure one is actually originally british, but still counds as American to me….Shameless and Californication….and here are the tits that were on display in those shows when you were too pre-occupied to realize there’s more to life than celebrities awarding each other in some elitist crap….like these tits on TV… Some Emmy Rossum Named After the Emmy Award she’s hoping to Win….in some clever naming she’s used to brainwash us into thinking she deserves the shit…in Shameless…. Here’s Luara Wiggins, I don’t know who she is, but she’s young a titty….in Shameless…. Here’s Melissa Stephens in Californication… Here’s Addison TImlin in Californication….