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Katrina Bowden Fitness of the Day

Katrina Bowden is some babe from 30 Rock. She’s 27 in actor years, which is usually a 3-5 year lie, she’s married which I know all you Bowden groupies fucking hate…because in your twisted fan boy mind, her being married takes away from your fantasy that you’ve got a chance… I’ve never seen 30 Rock, but I did see her in American Reunion, the highlight of her film career, I just don’t remember any of that garbage….and wouldn’t remember her, if it wasn’t for her doing some Fitness Photoshoots for what I assume is her lifestyle blog, all these fuckers have them now…it’s the only way they get paid…and rightfully show, this is hotter than any acting roll where we have to listen to her speak…because fitness.. The post Katrina Bowden Fitness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cora Keegan’s Jacked Up Panties of the Day

Cora Keegan is some daddy issue model who dates old men, who have money, as models do… She’s a model drop out, which is pretty funny, because she’s too hip to be a commercial model, and saves her modeling for imporant campaigns…I guess…like this.. You know “Fuck you Victoria’s Secret and your million dollar contract and your PR push that gets me known.. I am going to do a dated, played out concept in the desert with guns and blown out cars….like it was a Coachella promo video 10 years ago…because I like the aesthetic of the blown out Desert outlaw vibe…it’s so cool…10 years ago… I am only posting this because I like the panties pulled up into her twat. There’s a cheesy video that goes with it… Yes, I’m a hater for played out ideas… The post Cora Keegan’s Jacked Up Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Saoirse Ronan for Interview Magazine of the Day

Saoirse Ronan is some Irish actress who is nominated for her second Oscar for the movie Brooklyn…her first was in 2007 for something called Atonement, when she was a tween….because she’s only 21 now… Not that I think the Oscars are important, I do think they are bullshit and in the grand scheme of the world, they don’t matter. But they can make a fucking career for a bitch…so to be nominated for 2 by 21 is pretty insane… I’ve never been nominated for an Oscar and I can say with certainty that I will never be nominated for an Oscar, and I can say that when I was 21, I was still getting boners at strip clubs without contact…you know figuring out how to get to the all you can eat buffet before 6 pm for the $2 cover charge…was my big accomplishment… So it’s impressive…I guess…at least more impressive that these soaking wet pics, and not the good kind of soaking wet (see through panties) but rather the cold soaking wet that looks uncomfortable…for Interview Magazine…perfect for you “drowning hookers fetishists”… Here are the pics… The post Saoirse Ronan for Interview Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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