Saoirse Ronan is some Irish actress who is nominated for her second Oscar for the movie Brooklyn…her first was in 2007 for something called Atonement, when she was a tween….because she’s only 21 now… Not that I think the Oscars are important, I do think they are bullshit and in the grand scheme of the world, they don’t matter. But they can make a fucking career for a bitch…so to be nominated for 2 by 21 is pretty insane… I’ve never been nominated for an Oscar and I can say with certainty that I will never be nominated for an Oscar, and I can say that when I was 21, I was still getting boners at strip clubs without contact…you know figuring out how to get to the all you can eat buffet before 6 pm for the $2 cover charge…was my big accomplishment… So it’s impressive…I guess…at least more impressive that these soaking wet pics, and not the good kind of soaking wet (see through panties) but rather the cold soaking wet that looks uncomfortable…for Interview Magazine…perfect for you “drowning hookers fetishists”… Here are the pics… The post Saoirse Ronan for Interview Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nude on Blu-ray it’s season one of the FX spy series The Americans . And you can swell with perv-triotic pride thanks to hotties like Elizabeth Masucci and Annet Mahendru baring butt. Now that’s reason to rise and pledge your allegiance! The rest of the releases this week involve body doubles, but that doesn’t mean you can’t appreciate them! The Counselor (2013) has a brief nip-slip from Cameron Diaz as she puts the moves on Penelope Cruz , but the spread-cheeked car scene appears to be the work of a flexible body double. The moody drama How I Live Now (2013) seems at first to contain the nude debut of Saoirse Ronan , but the T&A turns out to be the work of hot body double Laura Harold . See pics after the jump!
The central conflict of Stephenie Meyer’s The Host stems not from vampires and werewolves, but something more intangible yet equally eerie. Depicted in the Andrew Niccol -directed film as a glowing organism of sorts, these parasitic alien “Souls,” as they are called, gain access to humans through an incision made at the back of the victim’s neck, where they override their host’s human circuitry. At least that’s what’s supposed to happen. In The Host , Melanie, played by Saoirse Ronan , does not relinquish control to her invader and eventually learns to coexist with her. Given this premise, Movieline thought that Cinema Society’s screening of the movie, and the party that followed at Jimmy at The James Hotel in Tribeca, were good places to ask a single question of the VIPs and swells who attended: If your body was inhabited by a parasitic host, which celebrity would you want it to be and why? There are some real provocative answers here, and if you want a really racy one, head straight for actress/model Meki Saldana’s response. Diane Kruger , actress, The Host : Michael Jackson. He’s the coolest. He’s my favorite singer. I cried when he died Stephenie Meyer, author, The Host : If it’s my body that’s invaded, then I don’t get a choice. But, if I’m the invader, and I get to pick the body? I guess maybe Beyonce . I’d get the talent. I’d have the voice. She can do all that cool stuff. I could dance if I were her. My bones are not connected right; I can’t do those moves. And I can’t sing. Saoirse Ronan, actress, The Host : A celebrity? I would want it to be…someone like Bill Murray or Jack Nicholson . They’re fun and interesting and they’ve been around a long time. And maybe I could get some of their memories from all the things that they’ve done over the years. Max Irons , actor, The Host : If my body was invaded? Stephen Hawking . If I said Jay-Z or something, he’d be in my body and he’d look in the mirror and go, What the fuck? Whereas, Stephen Hawking — he might be a little bit grateful. Just a little bit. We trade: I get his magnificent brain and he gets my body. Jake Abel, actor, The Host : Somebody’s coming in my body? I would say David Bowie , so I can sing and dance on stage. Boyd Holbrook, actor, The Host : Larry Bird . Fantastic ball player. He’d be in my body. Final answer. Lee Hardee, actor, The Host : Stephen Colbert! He’s hilarious. The whole day would be entertaining. Everything you did, everything you said would be awesome. Raeden Greer, actress, The Host : I think if I would have someone in my body, I think it would have to be…this is really hard. Maybe a guy. So, I could just, you know, see what it’s like to think like a guy. I’ll go with Woody Allen . Gabourey Sidibe , actress: You know what? I’m learning something about myself, because the first name that came to mind was Tony Danza . And I don’t know why. For some reason I see him tap dancing in there. What did I get into?! Dylan McDermott, actor: My favorite celebrity of all time, Barbara Eden [from] I Dream of Jeannie . Jason Wu, fashion designer: I want to be Diane Kruger. She’s so glamorous. She’s one of those girls I just love hanging out with. Amazing inside and out. Tatiana Maslany, actress: Nicki Minaj . She’s amazing. I would love to have the guts that she has and her “whatever” [attitude]. Ve Neill, academy award winning makeup artist and reality TV judge: Would it have to be a female? Let’s say Johnny Depp . I’ve worked with Johnny off and on for many years since I did Edward Scissorhands with him. He’s fabulous and I adore him. Meki Saldana, actress and model: Either Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie or both. I want both of them inside me. Whoa, whoa. Hold on. Let me back up, let me back up. Oh my god, I just said something I shouldn’t have said. No, no, I just think that they’re very strong personalities, but at the same time very humble. I would definitely want something that they have inside me. Still wrong. Holly Kiser, Make Me a Supermodel : Joaquin Phoenix , because he’s a crazy ass motherfucker, or Robert Downey Jr. [They] have all these, like, demons inside of them, and they’re just trying to work with that as actors. Nell Alk is an arts and entertainment writer and reporter based in New York City. Her work has been featured in The Wall Street Journal, Manhattan Magazine, Z!NK Magazine and on InterviewMagazine.com, PaperMag.com and RollingStone.com, among others. Learn more about her here. Follow Nell Alk on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
The German fairytale Snow White gets a retro reinterpretation in Pablo Berge r’s enchanting Blancanieves . Set in 1920s Spain and shot as a black-and-white silent film, the ivory-skinned beauty in this update (lush-lipped Macarena García ) doesn’t just do housework for a pack of idiosyncratic little dudes. She follows her beloved father’s footsteps into the corrida to become a revered matador. There are dwarves, however, a wicked stepmother ( Maribel Verdú , from Pan’s Labyrinth ) and a poison apple, although, as you can see from the clip, Blancanieves doesn’t fall for the evil trick right off the bat. Snow White, The Matador Click here to view the embedded video. Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
The teenage years can, don’t we all know, be an alienating experience, even when you don’t have an actual alien trapped inside your body. But such is the fate of the spirited young heroine of The Host , who finds that talking to boys and stuff is a whole lot harder when your soul is being sucked by one of the space invaders slowly wiping humankind from the face of the planet. This extravagantly silly but undeniably entertaining sci-fi soap opera — the latest adapted from the work of Mormon YA-lit phenom Stephenie Meyer — should prove shrewd distaff counterprogramming to G.I. Joe: Retaliation , posting solid (if less-than- Twilight -sized) numbers at home and other points throughout the galaxy. With The Walking Dead slaying ’em on the smallscreen, Warm Bodie s still haunting a few multiplexes and Oblivion just around the bend, there seem to be few surer bets in Hollywood these days than tales of an Earth imperiled by some alien/zombie/enviro apocalypse and the hardy band of survivors trying to preserve their humanity. In this latest variation, ETs that look like fuzzy, phosphorescent amoebas enter their human “hosts” through slits in the back of the neck, bonding with them like the similar-minded occupiers from Invasion of the Body Snatchers , a submissive demeanor and a telltale ring of bright blue light in the eyes signaling that the transformation is complete. By the time we pick up the story, most of the damage has been done, but the news isn’t all bad: These unfailingly well-mannered aliens have, an opening narration informs us, brought “honesty, courtesy and kindness” to our often cruel society. For unexplained reasons, they also seem to have leeched all the color from the world, dressing from head to toe in lab-tech couture and driving about in a fleet of reflective silver Lotus Elises. But humans, it turns out, aren’t so keen on this whole soul-sharing idea. So some of them have gone on the run, like Melanie ( Saoirse Ronan ), a bayou girl from the great, tax-incentive state of Louisiana, with a heart-tugging kid brother (Chandler Canterbury) and hunky rebel boyfriend ( Max Irons) in tow. In the film’s early moments, Melanie is captured by a team of “Seekers,” who implant her with one of their own kind, a millennia-old shapeshifter called Wanderer, whose job is to search Melanie’s memories for evidence of other human dissidents. Only, as Wanderer soon discovers, Melanie is still very much alive in there, too, struggling for control over her mind and body. Director Andrew Niccol (who also adapted Meyer’s novel) dramatizes this by having Melanie speak telepathically to Wanderer, who in turn responds with spoken dialogue — which, for a while, gives The Host the strange tenor of a 1950s women’s psychodrama crossed with a 1980s body-switching comedy: The Snake Pit meets All of Me . It all might have seemed even more ridiculous than it sounds were it not for the deeply resourceful Ronan, who has, ever since Atonement , has projected that slightly alien quality of children with a poise and wisdom well beyond their years. Here, trapped in what seems like an unplayable role, she not only creates two separate and distinct personalities for Melanie and Wanderer, but injects the entire film with a much-needed level of plausible reality. When Melanie proves too resistant, the Seekers’ queen bee (Diane Kruger) proposes ejecting Wanderer and taking over the job herself. At which point both alien and host — who have started to become rather fond of one another — make a break for it, heading west in search of the human underground. Figuratively speaking, this is a road Niccol has traveled many times. Dystopian neo-futures, plasticine pseudo-realities and class-war allegories are his stock-in-trade, from 1997’s Gattaca to 2011’s In Time to his original script for The Truman Show . It has been a career of generally diminishing returns, though Niccol remains a proficient technician, and The Host is never less than a muscular exercise in style, immeasurably enhanced by Roberto Schaefer’s widescreen lensing of the New Mexico desert, where Melanie/Wanderer finally finds brother, boyfriend, uncle (William Hurt, looking like a dour Pa Kettle) and the rest of the human resistance living in a series of interconnected caves. Here, The Host morphs into yet another genre hybrid, suggesting one of those old frontier Westerns in which some group of noble homesteaders steeled themselves against imminent attack from Indians or greedy cattle barons; surely this is among the least likely movies ever to include an extended crop-harvesting scene. But it’s clear that, as in the Twiligh t series, the real crisis here is a young woman’s sexual awakening — make that a young woman and a very old alien’s respective sexual awakenings. “You can touch me. I don’t want you to stop,” Melanie instructs Irons’ Jared in one heavy-petting flashback, but all subsequent efforts to make it past first base are curtailed by Melanie’s fury at seeing Wanderer (now known simply as “Wanda”) making out with her boyfriend, to say nothing of Wanda’s own blossoming affection for the equally strapping Ian (Jake Abel). Meyer is undeniably canny at using genre to address the age-old struggles of adolescence, but at just over two hours, even The Host ’s air of guilty pleasure eventually subsides. In the final stretch, the movie devolves into a protracted series of mini-climaxes before finally creaking across the finish line. All of which will mean little to the core audience of Twihards jonesing for a Meyer fix, now that Edward and Bella have ridden off into the celluloid sunset. Can there be room in this crazy, mixed-up world for man, woman and alien? The Host might have been more effective if we had to tune in next week to find out. Follow Movieline on Twitter . More on The Host : ”The Host’ Premiere In NYC: VIPs Reveal Their Favorite Celeb Parasites (Brad! Angelina! Tony Danza?) ‘The Host’ Contest: Channel Your Inner Parasite & Win A Nifty Prize Pack
From the looks of it, The Host is acted entirely in whispers. I was just waiting for someone in this trailer to yell “What!? I can’t hear a word you’re saying, speak up!” Check out the final The Host trailer : The Host Trailer Final Saoirse Ronan stars in this adaptation of the young adult novel from Stephenie Meyer. Meyer’s mindblowingly successful Twilight Saga means that The Host has a lot to live up to. From the looks of it, it’s about teenage love in a supernatural context, so we’re all squared away on the ingredients for a successful Young Adult franchise. The Host premieres this Friday, March 29, so get your glowy eyes in and prepare to hit the theaters!
It’s the first day of spring and a perfect time to celebrate young love of the parasitic alien variety. And how do we do that? By giving away a prize pack for Open Road’s adaptation of Twilight creator Stephenie Meyer’s novel, The Host , to one budding poet out there who can capture the spirit of the movie in an original haiku. First, some inspiration: one winner will receive the following bag o’ swag: 1. The Host T-Shirt 2. The Host Buttons 3. Signed Poster 4. A copy of Meyer’s novel 5. Movie Companion with Behind-The-Scene Photos If that’s enough to turn your brown eyes an eerie shade of blue, all you need to do is reside in the United States and submit an original haiku ( using the 5-7-5 format ) inspired by the plot of The Host or an actual parasite. I’m crossing my fingers that we get at least one entry involving bedbugs. Deadline is 6 p.m. Pacific Time on March 28 . A winner will be chosen on March 29, when The Hos t opens in theaters. In the event that you’re going to completely wing it for this contest, some background follows. Good luck. The official synopsis: What if everything you love was taken from you in the blink of an eye? “The Host” is the next epic love story from the creator of the “Twilight Saga,” worldwide bestselling author, Stephenie Meyer. When an unseen enemy threatens mankind by taking over their bodies and erasing their memories, Melanie Stryder ( Saoirse Ronan ) will risk everything to protect the people she cares most about — Jared ( Max Irons ), Ian ( Jake Abel ), her brother Jamie (Chandler Canterbury) and her Uncle Jeb ( William Hurt) , proving that love can conquer all in a dangerous new world. The trailer: Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
Also in Thursday afternoon’s round-up of news briefs, political drama Knife Fight is heading to U.S. theaters courtesy of IFC Films . Saoirse Ronan will headline a new royal role and Steve Pink is eyeing the director’s chair for a remake of 1986’s About Last Night . Knife Fight Heads to Theaters Bill Guttentag’s political drama Knife Fight starring Rob Lowe,Jaime Chung, Julie Bowen, Richard Schiff, Saffron Burrows, Jennifer Morrison, David Harbour Eric McCormack, and Carrie-Anne Moss will head to theaters presumably before the election. The Tribeca 2012 premiere centers on a political strategist who spins every news cycle and a shrewd reporter (Bowen) on behalf of his clients: a philandering Kentucky governor (McCormack), a blackmailed California senator (Harbour), and an idealistic doctor turned gubernatorial candidate (Moss). The deal for the film was negotiated by Arianna Bocco, Senior Vice President of Acquisitions & Productions for Sundance Selects/IFC Films with WME Independent on behalf of the filmmakers. Around the ‘net… Sean Penn Eyes Crazy for the Storm to Direct Based on the survivor memoir by Norman Ollestad, Crazy for the Storm centers on Ollestad’s relationship with his father who forced him into the world of extreme surfing and competitive downhill skinning beginning at age three. Penn’s last directorial project was 2007’s Into the Wild , THR reports . Billy Crystal Working on a Book About Aging He’s hosted the Oscars and has multiple Emmys to show for it along with his many dozens of film roles. And to mark his 65th birthday next year, Crystal is using the milestone as a segue for a book and perhaps a stage show. He said he hopes to have the book completed by his birthday on March 14, 2013. “There are 77 million of us baby boomers in the country and this book will speak to them and how we look at the world,” he told A.P. Saoirse Ronan Dons Mary Queen of Scots Ronan will play the Scottish monarch in the Working Title project in a script written by Michael Hirst. Mary was crowned the Queen of Scotland at age one and her first husband became King of France. But she ran afoul of her distant relative, England’s Queen Elizabeth, Deadline reports . Steve Pink Eyes Sexual Perversity in Chicago The project is a remake of the 1986 film About Last Night from a script by Bachelorette director Leslye Headland. Michael Ealy is starring in the role originated by Rob Lowe and Kevin Hart is taking on the Jim Belushi role in the Screen Gems project, Deadline reports .
Thaer Kamal, the man who claims Lindsay Lohan struck him with her car last week, is now trying to reach a big money settlement from the star. Big shocker right there. Mark Geragos, Kamal’s lawyer, contacted Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Holley, to make the demand . He hasn’t yet cooperated with cops by sitting down for an interview. What grounds does Thaer Kamal have to make this demand? Geragos claims to have a surveillance video showing Lindsay behind the wheel as her Porsche strikes Kamal, then getting out of the car and swapping seats with a female passenger in the car, who takes the wheel and drives off. None of the eyewitnesses corroborate this, however. Lindsay’s due in court Thursday for her final probation progress hearing in her probation case. If Kamal goes to the police and presents compelling evidence of said hit-and-run, Judge Stephanie Sautner send LiLo directly to jail. On the other hand, if Lindsay were to pay Kamal, he could conveniently decide not to press charges and the case would be dropped, leaving her in the clear. That’s probably why he’s looking for a payout, fast. And there’s this. According to TMZ, Kamal told people at the scene he was not injured but had a change of heart after learning the driver was Lindsay. Not shady whatsoever. UPDATE: Apparently Lindsay is not going to pay Kamal, because TMZ is now saying he’s shopping around the alleged video. As LiLo’s World turns …
We’ve got a long way to go until The Host hits theaters some time in 2013, but the first teaser trailer for the upcoming thriller is already online. Based on a book by Stephenie Meyer – who penned something else called The Twilight Saga – The Host tells the story of an alien species that takes over the consciousness of human beings on Earth. But these aliens didn’t account for Saoirse Ronan’s Melanie, who fights back against the invaders. Check out the first trailer now, but be warned: the film hasn’t even completed shooting yet. This just a preliminary tease. But it’s a pretty darn intriguing one. The Host Teaser Trailer