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Naomi Watts and Robin Wright in Bathing Suits of the Day

Oh shit….old bitches from movies who I’ve never found hot are in bathing suits for a movie they are filming…and for some reason I’m posting it…probably cuz I am addicted to posting celebrity bikini pics…all while I know if I want to see hot half naked bikini hotness I just need to use the internet…Maybe I’m doing to for Sean Penn…you know to give him something to jerk off to while visiting the site…cuz I know we don’t need to look at 40 and 50 year olds in bathing suits and react like it is a good thing….we aren’t coaching an geriatric aquarobic class….staring at this shit isn’t our job…we are free to find actual hot girls in bikinis and that’s what I’m going to do….starting with Facebook vacation albums…#anxiously-awaiting-spring-break-bikini-influx-on-FB…. Word. To See the Rest of the Pics…. Follow THis LInk

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Naomi Watts and Robin Wright in Bathing Suits of the Day

Amanda Seyfried Walking the Dog in Shorts of the Day

I am the unofficial Amanda Seyfried fan club. I blame Stripping Chloe . That bitch…. Cuz no matter how boring she gets, I’m like Brokeback Mountain with the HIV, and just can’t quit her. It’s pretty humiliating to admit how weak I am. Good thing I have no shame…

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Liz Hurley Old Lady Street Walker of the Day

Liz Hurley is some hot old lady tits who owns a bikini line, but who won’t get in a bikini, and show her bikini line, I assume she waxes in hopes of feeling youthful like a 7 year old in her bedroom for her billionaire husband…probably cuz she’s not a busty 20 year old model who gets movie roles she once was and that aging shit fucks her up at her core….you know insecure about her mom body….but based on these pictures looks better than most bodies…maybe it’s just cuz she’s wearing black and shit is slimming according to my highschool Home Ec class I volunteered to teach for the pussy, but maybe I’m just down with old ladies holding onto their youth, especially when they walk the streets like common whores, when I know they are all fancy and use perfumed lotions on their pussies and shit back at her castle….AMazing

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Amber Rose Wearing a See Through Condom Dress of the Day

I wouldn’t take gold digger Amber Rose for the kind of whore who uses condoms. I would assume she was more into getting knocked the fuck up and set for life with whatever rapper she happens to be getting fucked by, but I guess since Kanye is gay and just using her aas his front, she’s wearing this shit so that she doesn’t get Aids..you know cuz it is the Gay Disease….and lucky for you it’s kinda see through…because I guess not pretending to be fucking a dude isn’t quite enough male attention for a whore…even if Kanye made her shave her head for his a needy mommy issues high maintenance ass who needs to feel like he’s rubbin a manly head while falling asleep…probably cuz he never had a dad…

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