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Kirsten Dunst for Dazed of the Day

Kirsten Dunst PHOTOSHOOT for old times…flashing some panty or knickers or whatever this old timey bullshit is…so edgy and exciting because she’s holding a 90s camcorder, the same kind I used to film porn video on before porn was fucking everywhere, back in an era when I probably used to jerk off to Kirsten Dunst’s tits….I guess this is a subtle subliminal reference to that…art…. I prefer my art with tits…tits with nipples…what is this nonsense… The post Kirsten Dunst for Dazed of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Glorified Game: Sir The Baptist Gushes Over Blood-Of-The-Lamb Bae Brandy “You Look A Lot Like God” [Video]

Sir The Baptist Talks Brandy, Jay Z And More On Sway In The Morning Sir The Baptist probably used to have ALL the ladies’ choir robes moist if he was talking this type of game up in the house of the Lord. The revival rapper sat down with the good folks on Sway In The Morning to talk about how Brandy “looks a lot like God”, working with Jay Z, the issues he has with the church and a whole lot more. What do you think? Is this gonna be the one for Brandy? He sounds ready. Image via WENN

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Glorified Game: Sir The Baptist Gushes Over Blood-Of-The-Lamb Bae Brandy “You Look A Lot Like God” [Video]

Doutzen Kroes’ Sexy Lingerie Pictures

As you guys probably know, I’m a big fan of Doutzen Kroes . Well, to be fair, I’m a big fan of most lingerie models, but that’s besides the point. What I’m trying to say is, I’m really digging this new shoot Doutzen did for Victoria’s Secret. There’s only one problem: there aren’t any shots of her booty, and that’s always been my favorite part. Somebody’s going to get a very strongly-worded email about this. Luckily though Doutzen’s a MILF, so she’s probably used to dealing with tantrums by now. I’m sure she’ll be able to calm me down. » view all 11 photos

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Hayden Panettiere in Underwear To Celebrate her Engagement of the Day

The fact that Hayden Panettiere has this weird cult following of virgin fan boys is weird to me, but not as weird as when I visualize her getting fucked by her 6 foot 6 boxing champion boyfriend, who could have a mico-penis, making it a comical clown car experience, something Hayden the circus freak is probably used to, but who could just easily have a massive cock that breaks her in half, reminding her of a time when her mom used her in a sex ring as a child, the way her vagina likes it. Well, turns out they are getting married…because that’s what people do for some weird reason I’ll never understand, much like how I will never understand how Hayden has a fan base. BUT I FIGURED I’D USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO POST MY HAYDEN PANETTIERE ARCHIVE OF BIKINIS, BRAS, MIDGET JOKES I like making things about myself like that….

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Hayden Panettiere in Underwear To Celebrate her Engagement of the Day

Hayden Panettiere in Underwear To Celebrate her Engagement of the Day

The fact that Hayden Panettiere has this weird cult following of virgin fan boys is weird to me, but not as weird as when I visualize her getting fucked by her 6 foot 6 boxing champion boyfriend, who could have a mico-penis, making it a comical clown car experience, something Hayden the circus freak is probably used to, but who could just easily have a massive cock that breaks her in half, reminding her of a time when her mom used her in a sex ring as a child, the way her vagina likes it. Well, turns out they are getting married…because that’s what people do for some weird reason I’ll never understand, much like how I will never understand how Hayden has a fan base. BUT I FIGURED I’D USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO POST MY HAYDEN PANETTIERE ARCHIVE OF BIKINIS, BRAS, MIDGET JOKES I like making things about myself like that….

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Hayden Panettiere in Underwear To Celebrate her Engagement of the Day