I know it’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new updates from the world’s best-dressed hot nobody, so here’s Micaela Schaefer doing an unofficially licensed, Baywatch -themed photoshoot to promote some new “club tour” of hers. I tried to look up if she was doing any shows near me, but according to her manager, Micaela doesn’t play “perverts’ mom’s basements.” Which is a pretty dumb business decision, if you ask me. I bet that’s 99% of her fan base.
I’m a little confused by these videos, I don’t really know what the hell is going on, but it seems to be a couple of hotties pretending to make out with me through my computer screen so I’m kind of alright with it. Here are April Bowbly and Kat Graham doing their thing to promote some sort of dating website or some garbage like that. I’m not sure what kind of site it is, but I can think of a few other things I’d like to see these girls press up against that glass.
I’m a little confused by these videos, I don’t really know what the hell is going on, but it seems to be a couple of hotties pretending to make out with me through my computer screen so I’m kind of alright with it. Here are April Bowbly and Kat Graham doing their thing to promote some sort of dating website or some garbage like that. I’m not sure what kind of site it is, but I can think of a few other things I’d like to see these girls press up against that glass.
The Super Bowl’s Half Time Show is always the spectacle when it comes to the big game. This year, 53-year-old Madonna proved why she is and always will be the Queen. She flexed her relevancy by sharing the stage with pop culture phenoms LMFAO, M.I.A., Nicki Minaj and Ceelo Green. LMFAO, Ceelo and M.I.A. all had their own standout moments, but what did our beloved Barbie get? Literally three seconds of grinding her booty on Madonna, 15 seconds of her signature face morphing rhymes and a crotch shot or two. Nicki’s used to being the spectacle, so why’d she get the shaft in this star-studded half time show? Here’s three reasons why Nicki could have saved the trip and watched from her couch. 1. M.I.A.’s Little Birdy We all know M.I.A. had her middle finger moment , and that’s what all the water cooler talk is about today. It’s no Janet Jackson nipple, but her cameo was as small as Nicki’s so M.I.A. made sure she was remembered in her performance with Madonna. 2. All About Ceelo Ceelo Green is having the best year ever. After his cult classic hit, “F*ck You,” this former Goodie Mobb vocalist is in high demand. Madonna let him take the spotlight from drum major to swathed in sequins and Ceelo drank every little shining second in. We almost forgot that Nicki was even a part of this show. Ceelo also gets a gold star for not lip syncing. 3. Cheers! Madonna had her own army of Minaj look-alike cheerleaders who got more stage time that Nicki. Something ain’t right when the extras get more play than the star. Do you think Nicki Minaj’s short appearance with Madonna at the Super Bowl was worth the trip? Madonna, Nicki Minaj & M.I.A Perform “Give Me Your Luvin” At The Super Bowl Nicki Minaj On The Grammy’s: “Last Year, It Was Like I Didn’t Exist”
My favorite rapper/actor is back Andre 3000 is back not with new music, so we’ll have to settle for his new Gillette commercial. In the new ad campaign for the shaving company, Andre 3000 plays one of the three ‘masters of style.’ Joined by actors Adrien Brody and Gael García Bernal, the three promote some of Gillette’s shaving products. Take a look at Andre 3k getting a check doing some product promo below:
