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Sofia Vergara Cleavage Cutting Bread of the Day

Sofia Vergara is not that interesting of a person to me – other than that she’s made it as a huge star, despite being an immigrant, who I am not even sure made it to America legally, or if she pulled some scams, whether it be marriage, or work visas as the correspondent for some Colombian Telemundo shit that granted her a work visa, I just know that after all these years, a stint on a huge show where she’s helped raise slutty Ariel Winter and Sarah Hyland…you know instilling great values that their mother’s initiated when whoring them out to the media…by someone who whored herself out to the media…because how else did this success happen. It makes no sense beyond big tits, people liking big tits, enough to cast them in a TV show they likely had no idea would be a big hit…reminding us that all you need is that one hit to matter. I like to think she’s dialed in through a drug cartel in Colombia and that’s why she won at hollywood, you know some underbelly, underworld, cocaine fueled shit… That said, she’s promoting some bullshit, cutting bread, tits out and I figure there’s a fetish in there, older tits are still tits, and Sofia Vergara tits are substantial tits that made it tits… The post Sofia Vergara Cleavage Cutting Bread of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Thorne Nipples of the Day

Bella Thorne is so controversial and edgy…. She was angry about some magazine editing out her nipples, because she’s a feminist – empowered – and not a slut – she is a woman and her nipples are her nipples – a vessel to give more than just men boners – but also give babies milk…and more importantly – get her followers… I dig it. She’s so funny… She was in Fishnets promoting some bullshit – when not showing her nipples….She’s the one to watch, the only thing that matters / mattress… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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15 Year Old Kaia Gerber Named Model of the Year in Daily Front Row of the Day

Prized Kaia Gerber, who was shat out of Cindy Crawford’s pussy 15 years ago, has just been named model of the year by a magazine that I assume Cindy Crawford has influence over. All to help her prized period that stuck – establish a name in modeling at 15….because it speaks to her own narcissism. She wants her pussy juice that solidified into this creature to be golden – because it makes her feel goldn…. The last post I wrote on Kaia Gerber was that I understand when a really ghetto drug addicted hooker – living in a one bedroom apartment with no running water or food in the fridge – addicted to drugs – decides to get her 14 year old into the family business. of whoring because she’s hit puberty and you can charge a premium, But when Cindy Crawford, a very rich woman, married the Randy Gerber a very rich man…who also has very rich parents…does it…albeit a fancier kind of whoring, it makes no sense to me…egos… At 14 or 15…she should probably be doing things that don’t involve creepy men taking her pics…seriously weird.. The post 15 Year Old Kaia Gerber Named Model of the Year in Daily Front Row of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emma Stone Creepy at a Movie Premiere of the Day

Emma Stone is in Canada promoting some new movie at TIFF nd despite being an icon in the nerd porn world. You know a girl in movies they all jerk off to – because she’s cute and accessible and got into the industry doing nerd-related movies as the love interest of the nerd…. I think she’s fucking weird looking. There’s something about her mouth, or face, or everything about her besides her round, tight, ass…that I find fucking irritating. That’s not to say I wouldn’t K-Fed her, fuck I’d cum in anything I knew I wasn’t going to get arrested for cumming in, especially if it had nice California house with a pool I can lay next to drinking for free….all day…everyday…until I die…but that’s got less to do with Emma Stone and more to do with her being rich. But maybe I just haven’t seen her naked enough – to really appreciate her – and remember that a bitch’s face or smug face or weird mouth doesn’t matter…her pussy does.. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Emma Stone Creepy at a Movie Premiere of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne 17 and Half Naked in MTV Scream of the Day

Bella Thorne’s great young ass that is making moves, getting famous, even though she’s a redhead and should be left out in the woods to fend for herself, because redheads are scary and clearly the devil’s work… She’s stil l7, but on the who the fuck cares, let’s get her in a bikini, because 17 year olds get in bikinis, and we’re MTV and not exploitive of anyone, except maybe everyone who has ever been on Real World, Jersey Shore, and the Teen Pregnancy show… 17 is legal in Canada, but I don’t fuck with that, but I can still appreciate a lean, fit body…that I have a feeling will stay lean and fit and not just because I’ve been in the same place as Bella Thorne and she locked eyes and smiled at me…unless that was Carrot Top…I have facial recognition blindness… I think I just appreciate any girl with a stage parent who sold her kids off to Disney, because I like saving people.. Here’s the trailer 7 Minute trailer of MTV’s Scream, that I guess is a remake of Scream for the new Generation, instead of just having the new Generation watch Scream, they wouldn’t get it with the whole land line and no cell phone situation….becasue they are morons..and so is Hollywood for not producing original fucking things…it’s like it has turned Broadway or high school theater…we don’t need to see Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, or RENT, or West Side Story, or Phantom of the Opera, whatever the fuck every school makes you watch, again…. But I guess, what matters is gratuitous bikini action…..with a 17 year old they pay to get half naked…. It seems so wrong when you position it like that…but her mom signed the waiver when collection the check, so I guess it’s ok…even better than ok…it’s amazing..and shes amazing… The post Bella Thorne 17 and Half Naked in MTV Scream of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Humping a Chair of the Day

Selena Gomez girl who is not my girl….but who is getting sluttier in her approach to sell shitty music…when she’s not sucking up to her counterparts like Taylor Swift, learning how to brain wash the public better…while not being quite as trashy as Miley… I didn’t watch the video, if I did, it would be on mute, I just saw it getting passed around the internet and I would hate to miss out on stupid news that is hardly news, but rather me promoting some unappreciative cunt, that even if I send 2 views to her shitty video she doesn’t deserve as she’s never done shit for me… This is a one sided relationship Selena…step it the fuck up… The post Selena Gomez Humping a Chair of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Brook Will Get You Working On Your Band!

Here’s a video of Kelly Brook promoting some sort of workout band. I can’t really make out what she’s saying. I listened to the clip a few times but either her accent is too difficult for me to understand or I’m having a really hard time paying attention because I can’t take my eyes off her sexy body. Either way, whatever she’s selling, I’m buying. If I had the money of course.

The New Carrie Made a Solid Viral Video of the Day

You’ve probably already seen this video of the Telekinetic Coffee Shop surprise prank…they have been promoting it on the main page of Youtube and there’s 4,000,000 views in a day…. The people at the new Carrie movie put this together to generate some buzz about a movie that’s already been made a few times and that I am sure will be shit…and that no one really cared about, at least not until today….thanks to this marketing stunt that all horror movies should stage going forward, but with more actual death…you know make the experience real and bring it to the people in their everyday life…you sick fucks… I find this clever….normally I would hate promoting some multi million dollar marketing budget movie for free…but sometimes my appreciation of fucking with the public…gets the best of me…

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Miley Cyrus Bikini Promo Pic of the Day

The only hate mail I get writing the site the last year has been when I endorse Miley Cyrus and call her body hot and tight… People go nuts and call me gay because I guess fit young bodies with hard nipples and awesome perky tit just scream “fuck my ass”…or “shove your dick in my mouth you dainty little thing”…all because she’s got short hair…. I’d be more inclined to think a dude who finds this manly, but some fat bitch womanly is gay, because fat girls are disgusting and you can’t be into chicks if you fuck up, they are just the gateway to your being throat fucked the way you want to be one day soon…. I mean Miley is promoting some bullshit in a one piece…and the only thing gay about this is that we both have boners right now….you fag.

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Kelly Brook Modeling Crap With Her Tits of the Day

No one cares about Kelly Brook, her “Miscarriage” that I will bet was an abortion, because her career at 35 was finally starting to take a turn for the better, and she didn’t want to ruin that knowing pregnancy ruins a body that’s already walking the fine line. She knew there were a few more good years, that she could spend fighting off her natural propensity to be a fat pig, something that up until now, she’s been able to keep very focused in on by reserving for her tits, it is like her obesity genes goes straight for them titties. Probably cuz of enemas, eating disorders….but babies woulda fucked all that up. But we do care about those tits, that are natural, but almost unnaturally large,in some born next to a nuclear plant situation. I am sure she starver herself for a week, took a lot of enemas, in the making of these pics, promoting some garbage that has been done before, but that she hopes to make a few million off of, to carry her through her fat years during retirement. Eventually, that gut catches up to the titties. It is a medical fact.

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