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Amanda Seyfried Tattoo picture

“It means vagina and kind of proud of it,” she said. “It#39;s my nickname. You can#39;t see it, but it#39;s called Minge and it#39;s slang in England. It has something to do with your pubic hair in the dictionary.” Amanda Seyfried has the word “minge” tattooed on her foot (scroll down for photo) and she explained its meaning to Chelsea Handler on her show. Dictionary.com defines minge as “vulgar term for a woman#39;s pubic hair or genitals.” According to Urban Dictionary, “The minge is not the

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Amanda Seyfried Tattoo picture

Penelope Cruz is the Nose I Want to Fuck of the Day

Girls with big noses are usually scary, monster looking bitches who can’t suck my dick proper because my dick’s so small that I had to ask the doctor if it was actually a dick. They only get the tip in their mouth before bumpin against my pubic wall, embarrassing all parties involved, except me, because I have no shame. I just spin it on them having the birth defect and not me, even if I know that’s not entirely true, but unlike Tiger Woods, I don’t admit to my shortcomings, I spin them in a way that I come out on top and bitch ends up stripping to save up enough money to get a nose job…. Penelope Cruz on the other hand, is hot despite the big nose that may be physically unable to suck my dick, because that doesn’t matter, as we’ll never have to cross that road…. Pics via Fame

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Penelope Cruz is the Nose I Want to Fuck of the Day