Nikola Romanova is a model. I am looking at her pubic hair. If you are going to be a model. Having pubic hair exposed in pics of yourself to help further your career may seem obvious, or basic, or like the last resort of desperation. But it’s fucking great. Nikola Romanova our Russian Goddess who you can probably buy if you’re rich enough – it wonderful. If only she was a cam girl! The post Nikola Romanova Nude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Earlier this week, Bristol Palin said that she loves being pregnant . Sure, she initially called her second pregnancy a “huge disappointment;” she got knocked up by cheating on her combat veteran fiance, thus bringing an end to their engagement; and she may not know who the father is . But all those things aside, Bristol’s pregnancy has been as perfect as her mother’s public-speaking skills. In fact, the 24-year-old single mom who’s fortunate enough to come form an absurdly wealthy family doesn’t understand why everyone doesn’t start popping out kids while they’re still in their teens! On her always-amusing Patheos blog, Bristol recently posted a piece entitled “The Government is Paying for 10 Year Olds to Get Implanted With Birth Control?!” As you might expect from that headline, the BS started flying fast and furious from there: “Do you remember what it was like to be a 10 year old? I remember being an unabashed tomboy concerned with playing outside and acing 5th grade. “But life isn’t so innocent and carefree for some 10 years old in Washington State. This summer a report came out claiming that some schools in Washington were giving free birth control implants to children as young as 10 years old! “These birth control devices are implanted in a girl’s uterus, and all of this can be done without a parent’s consent!” Yes, the United States government is running around pumping 10-year-olds full of birth control, except no they’re not, and that’s a batsh-t thing to say. What Bristol is referring to is a program at Chief Sealth International High School in Washington (That’s high school , like, for teenagers.) that offers students access to free and confidential reproductive health services, including birth control. Washington is just one of 20 states in which minors can obtain birth control without their parent’s permission. So yes, there may have been some 10-year-olds who availed themselves of these services. We guess Bristol would prefer to see a bunch of knocked up fifth graders running around. In any event, the program has already provided services to several hundred clients between the ages of 17 and 19. Think of it this way, Bristol – that’s several hundred fewer “taker” babies, who you know would just be ordering up welfare pizzas on their Obama phones.
It is apparently TMI Week in the Kardashian family. First, Kris Jenner went on in detail about a time she supposedly join the Mile High Club with Bruce Jenner . And now Khloe Kardashian has taken to her new website to discuss her pubic hair preferences, along with those of her sisters. “I’m all about the landing strip,” writes Khloe, answering a question no one asked. “I like to be clean; I like to be manicured. When there’s nothing there, it’s weird, in my opinion – especially when you have tits and an ass. It just freaks me out a little bit.” And this means Khloe is freaked out by her own sister because… “I know Kim is completely bare, and now she says she wishes she still had a lil’ somethin’ going on but she lasered it all off.” Oops! This is not the first time, of course, that we’ve heard more than we wanted to about Kim Kardashian’s vagina . What about Kourtney Kardashian? “I always think of Kourt as large and in charge with a full ’70s-style bush – it just matches her personality. Lol, very boho chic,” Khloé quips. “But she swears that’s just a joke and has a landing strip … sometimes.” In closing, Khloe says she is against those who vajazzle, writing: “Apparently there’s a new trend where you shape your bush into a heart for Valentine’s Day or any shape for your man. Who has the energy for that?” Jennifer Love Hewitt does , since you brought it up, Keeks. View Slideshow: 19 Times the Kardashians Have Been in Krisis
Alyssa Arce is some busty Playboy chick, who I guess is just a Playboy chick and supposed to be naked, but I guess is redefining that Playboy stereotype by working with fashion photographers who are into working with girls who are willing to get naked, rather than the skinny models, who are willing to get naked, because it’s the 2010s and every motherfucker gets naked… All this to say, these naked pics are recent, they aren’t exciting, they don’t involve fisting, but she’s got big tits, that may be real, and we all like big tits…because we were raised that way… I’m more into her pubic hair.
Vintage movie where we can admire Claire Maurier naked body exposed to the camera, with plenty of dark bushes at her pubic area. A younger guy enters to a run and stumbles over this mature lady who lays naked on bed, while a horny dude massage her nude body with care and affection. Continue reading →
If you’re looking for a clever way to promote your movie at the Cannes Film Festival , this might be it. Put on your best fake Dictator costume, hire one of George Clooney’s ex girlfriends to come to your fake yacht, and get her to let you rub baby oil all over her half naked body. That works. Here Elisabetta Canalis in her hot little bikini doing her best to get some attention… For the movie of course. Well played.
Look, I’m all for big busty British chicks dressing up in stupid costumes to promote whatever garbage someone will pay them to promote, but I haven’t got a clue what’s going on here. Apparently these are shots of Amy Childs in a weird flesh colored see through unitard promoting something called ‘Amy Childs’ Hair Vajazzles’ … Wait what? That’s not really a thing is it? ‘Hair Vajazzles’ sounds like something a stripper does to her pubic hair. I don’t know what’s going on.
I don’t like Georgia May Jagger because I’m a Rolling Stones fan and her dad is Mick Jagger…I don’t like her because she’s an obnoxious rich kid who has her life pretty much set that I could fantasize about attaching myself to…you know all the glamor parties and cocaine and champagne….I don’t like her cuz her mom is Jerry Hall …..or that she’s the hot one but has a slutty sister who gets naked in playboy to get some of the attention she feels she deserves …..I like her cuz of her tooth gap which I like more than the idea of her vagina gap….cuz I just want to jam my tiny pathetic dick between those shits…and feel the pain I deserve… What I’m getting at is she’s hotness, I’m a fan, here’s her photoshoot.
Here are the outtakes that if you have any taste will understand why they are outtakes and maybe even understand why they should have been kept on the editing room floor instead of used to garner attention to some Ashley Greene shoot in Men’s Fitness Magazine….cuz she looks fucking horrible….so bad that not even a Jonas brother after being sent on tour for the last 4 months with some abstinence coach to follow his every move could jerk off to when pretending to take a shit…but that could be because she was his girlfriend and no one should jerk off to their girlfriends….it’s a fact….another fact is that this workout machine with her hidden agenda to stay relevant by targeting the youth like Hitler did…bores me even when half naked…but here are the pics of her anyway…
Who the fuck is Alessandra Sublet and why the fuck do I know what her pubic hair looks like… Well after much research it turns out she’s from France….she’s 35…despite looking 45….and she wears bikini bottoms that are too big for her…which works for me…because then I get to see the pubic hair so many girls forget to let grow out cuz by north american standards it is unacceptable…forgetting the whole eroticism of the whole thing….turning vaginas into bacteria ridden clean cut antiseptic feeling organs…instead of the floral, smell catching, feminine character I like to run my hands through… That’s not to say I find these pictures, or this woman hot…it’s just to say…the beach is alright place for fun.
