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Georgia May Jagger’s Hot Gap for Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day

I don’t like Georgia May Jagger because I’m a Rolling Stones fan and her dad is Mick Jagger…I don’t like her because she’s an obnoxious rich kid who has her life pretty much set that I could fantasize about attaching myself to…you know all the glamor parties and cocaine and champagne….I don’t like her cuz her mom is Jerry Hall …..or that she’s the hot one but has a slutty sister who gets naked in playboy to get some of the attention she feels she deserves …..I like her cuz of her tooth gap which I like more than the idea of her vagina gap….cuz I just want to jam my tiny pathetic dick between those shits…and feel the pain I deserve… What I’m getting at is she’s hotness, I’m a fan, here’s her photoshoot.

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Georgia May Jagger’s Hot Gap for Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day

Ashley Greene’s Men’s Fitness Outtakes of the Day

Here are the outtakes that if you have any taste will understand why they are outtakes and maybe even understand why they should have been kept on the editing room floor instead of used to garner attention to some Ashley Greene shoot in Men’s Fitness Magazine….cuz she looks fucking horrible….so bad that not even a Jonas brother after being sent on tour for the last 4 months with some abstinence coach to follow his every move could jerk off to when pretending to take a shit…but that could be because she was his girlfriend and no one should jerk off to their girlfriends….it’s a fact….another fact is that this workout machine with her hidden agenda to stay relevant by targeting the youth like Hitler did…bores me even when half naked…but here are the pics of her anyway…

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Alessandra Sublet Awesome Bikini Pics of the Day

Who the fuck is Alessandra Sublet and why the fuck do I know what her pubic hair looks like… Well after much research it turns out she’s from France….she’s 35…despite looking 45….and she wears bikini bottoms that are too big for her…which works for me…because then I get to see the pubic hair so many girls forget to let grow out cuz by north american standards it is unacceptable…forgetting the whole eroticism of the whole thing….turning vaginas into bacteria ridden clean cut antiseptic feeling organs…instead of the floral, smell catching, feminine character I like to run my hands through… That’s not to say I find these pictures, or this woman hot…it’s just to say…the beach is alright place for fun.

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Alessandra Sublet Awesome Bikini Pics of the Day