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Kendall Jenner Makes Vogue Paris Debut

Kendall Jenner actually keeps her clothes on in the following picture. But she does not look happy about it. The 18-year old, who rarely goes a day without posing inappropriately in some fashion on Instagram, will be featured in the June/July issue of Paris Vogue, but Kris Jenner couldn’t wait for readers to see this spread on the newsstand. “PARIS VOGUE June/July 2014 Wow @kendalljenner stunning!! Congratulations!! #proudmama,” she wrote as a caption to the following online photo today. Patrick Demarchelier photographed the magazine images, while Katie Grand styled the subjects. Kendall, of course, also took part in a W Magazine shoot this March and walked the runway during the Marc Jacobs fashion show in New York. Remember the latter incident? The one where Kendall exposed her nipples on stage? Jenner really does seem to be making her way up in the fashion industry, meaning she’ll hopefully be able to stay famous without banging anyone on camera. Let’s see if she can succeed where Kim Kardashian failed. 7 Selfies of Kendall Jenner Acting Like a Model 1. Kendall Jenner Bugs Out Kendall Jenner says we “bug” her in this outfit. Well, she bugs us, too!

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37 Hilarious Kid Notes: Make It Rain … Tacos!

Kids, man. The tantrums, the whining, the sleepless nights, the barfing, the diapers … and the list goes on and on and on. If kids weren’t so darn adorable and hilarious they’d probably get sold to the circus with alarming frequency. But they are adorable and hilarious and they really DO say the darnedest things. They write them down, too. From non-apologies to  actual apologies, silly homework answers to break-up letters, here are 37 hilarious kid notes sure to give you more than one chuckle.  37 Hilarious Kid Notes 1. Best Friends Forever If the Jenner sisters had kicked Selena Gomez in the face, maybe they’d still be BFFs. Pro tip: If you don’t want your kid to say or write something, don’t say it yourself or you might end up with a kid who tells his teacher he’s going to be a freeloader when he grows up. Which is equally as funny as the kid who wants to be a dog. (Hey, laying around and scratching ourselves all day? Sounds like THE LIFE!)

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Selena Gomez to Swear Off Men, Become Born-Again Virgin

Justin Bieber is currently sleeping his way through half the western hemisphere. According to recent reports, the singer has slept with Barbara Palvin … Yovanna Ventura … and Adriana Lima . All within the past few weeks. But In Touch Weekly claims Selena Gomez is taking the opposite approach from her ex-boyfriend, vowing to keep her legs crossed until she walks down the aisle some day down the line. “Selena has told friends she’s completely swearing off men until she’s married. She wants to be a born-again virgin,” an anonymous friend tells the tabloid. This claim might be plausible… if the story didn’t also allege Gomez has “renewed her devotion” to the Lord following that ridiculous, inappropriate Selena Gomez miscarriage report. Still, if Selena has “swapped drinking and partying for all things Jesus,” as In Touch Weekly concludes, hey, more power to you. We doubt Jesus will lead you on and sleep with models and sing mean song lyrics about you… unlike a certain young singer who ironically has a Jesus tattoo on his calf. 7 Celebrities Who Lost Their Virginity to Other Celebrities 1. Selena Gomez Selena Gomez famously lost her virginity to a guy who all know (and some of us used to love), and this we know after he bragged about it. He being ….

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Lana Del Rey Sang at Kimye Wedding For FREE!

Lana Del Rey sang at Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s rehearsal dinner , performing her hit “Young and Beautiful,” which is reportedly a favorite of Kim’s. No surprise that Kim loves a ditty about outer beauty, what is surprising is that despite rumors that Lana received a massive payday fro the event, the singer claims she actually performed for free! Lana Del Rey Talks Kimye Wedding TMZ cameras caught up with Lana at LAX recently where she politely explained that there’s no truth to reports that she received $2.8 million to singe for Kimye.  “I would never let a friend pay me to sing at a wedding,” says Lana in the clip above. So if you’re getting hitched in the near future, just become “friends” with Lana on Facebook and then send her a request to perform on your big day. Hurry, before she changes her mind! Despite her graciousness in agreeing to jet all over Europe for the Kimye wedding, Lana did not perform for Mr. and Mrs West’s first dance as a married couple.  That honor went to John Legend who performed his sentimental hit “All of Me” for the occasion. So yeah, not one, but two of the biggest recording artists in the world crooned for the Kimye wedding weekend for no other reason than they wanted to honor their friends. That’s pretty much as baller as it gets.  Kim Kardashian Wedding Photos 1. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West: Just Married! They were Just Married! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West pose here inside their wedding photo booth.

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Kate Middleton: Pregnant at 98 Pounds!?!

Kate Middleton is pregnant, yet weighs only 98 pounds, according to a shameless new report that proves you can never assume tabloids have hit bottom. It’s been quite the week for the Duchess. One she’d likely rather forget if she reads any celebrity gossip magazines, which we’re hoping she doesn’t. First, a freak gust of wind allowed some paparazzo to snap a Kate Middleton upskirt photo and a German tabloid ran the image of her (bare!) derriere. Now, Life & Style has come out with this nonsense on its latest cover: Yes, another Kate Middleton pregnant story, on the heels of earlier reports that she’s expecting twin girls. Only in this case, she’s in so shape for that. She is down below 100 pounds, if you believe this cover, which takes one (admittedly bad) photo of her naturally thin frame and invents that figure. Oh, but that’s not all. The article promises to reveal, in detail, the gritty truth behind Kate’s alleged secret health battle, which includes the … PANIC! William had to call in “top” doctors for this apparently. CRISIS! She’s been confined to the palace for 27 days! 27! BRAVERY! Kate’s willing to risk EVERYTHING for a baby. Stop. Just stop, Life & Style . We love gossip as much as anyone, but this is played out and in poor taste. She’s obviously in very good shape and almost certainly not expecting. You think the Kim Kardashian wedding dress was modeled after a 98-pound emaciated woman? We think not. See gallery below. She looks amazing. 19 Royally Hot Kate Middleton Bikini Photos 1. Kate Middleton Pregnant Bikini Pic A bikini photo of the pregnant Kate Middleton on holiday in Mustique, early 2013.

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Week in Review: Taylor Swift’s Grammy Grief, Oscar Nods at Avatar and Lost Returns

Starting with the Grammys, moving on to the Oscar nominations and ending up with Charlie Sheen’s car going off a cliff, this was quite the week. And since there was so much news, we…

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