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Some Thai Dude Married His Dead Girlfriend of the Day

This is some weirdness, even by my standards, and I have no standards… The story goes like this…dude’s dating a bitch, she always wants to marry him, he doesn’t pull the trigger, cuz guys don’t like getting married…she ends up having a car accident, dying, and he lives realizes the only way to cope, is to honor his promise to her to marry her and give her that wedding she always wanted, even though she’s dead and missed the fucking boat…. Sure, if you marry a corpse marriage becomes easy, bitch won’t tell him what to do, who to fuck, or nag him for drinking with his buddies too late or not take out the garbage…she won’t bug him to go antiquing, or even refuse him sex….especially anal…so long as he keeps her in the fucking fridge…cuz a rotting wife stinks and when the inards of the bitch fall all over you as you’re doing her up the ass and she breaks cuz you’ve let her dry out, you’ll have a hard time getting the stains out of your mind. That said, this is probably all a publicity stunt.

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Kim Kardashian’s Dumpy Fat Ass in Crazy Pants of the Day

Kim Kardashian was walking around in some camel colored pants as a tribute to her camel riding roots, or maybe because there’s research that camel colored pants make a fat bitch look skinner, but no matter what straps, harnesses, spanx or other devices this porn trash uses to look fit and like she doesn’t have the gunt of a mother of four, she still looks awakward as fuck…and there’s a reason there’s not camel toe happened in these pants and that reason isn’t tight pussy, it is the bandages she’s wrapped herself in tightly, the surgical tape and other devices used to shape her while not allowing her big pussy to eat its pants lunch…who cares…really…this bitch is obsolete….

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Julia Stegner Vogue Germany Titties of the Day

Model Julia Stegner brought her titties back to Vogue Germany…because apparently I POSTED THEM IN 2010 ….along with a caption that read something along the lines of…”For a German, even those who show their tits for fashion, these pics are really fucking tame, considering Germans are more into shitting down each other’s throats wearing LATEX recreationally”… I’m gonna start quoting myself all thing time, in regular conversation, on the internet and I’m going to preface it by saying “to quote myself”….before dropping the quote….I will be the life of the party…even though I already am…. Either way, this bitch has been toples in and and now she’s in German Vogue again…a magazine I know only because this German dude I knew who lived here had to move here cuz his mother, who was an editor at the magazine, used to fuck him at 14, forcing him to be sent to live with family, even though being a motherfucker, literally, is hilarious and should be celebrated.. That said – here are the pics….

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Julia Stegner Vogue Germany Titties of the Day