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Kesha (Ke$ha)’s Possible Horrible Pussy Lips of the Day

Posted on December 4, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what’s going on here…but I know I don’t like it…Katy Perry’s best friend, personal assistant, hipster groupie sidekick who made it thanks to being in LA, fucking the right people, and latching onto her annoying friend….is on stage..probably performing the worst possible pile of shit song your ears can fucking handle…but that radios play because that’s how this garbage music industry works…polluting our lives….against our will….is flashing her pussy lips in a pair of gold panties she’s wearing on stage..and should be arrested for wearing in public…and more importantly….for ruining the youth who buy into her act…. I guess it is possible that she’s wearing nude colored pants under her fishnets – but where’s the fun in that….even if it makes for a more hygienic, less vile…experience… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Some Thai Dude Married His Dead Girlfriend of the Day

Posted on January 13, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is some weirdness, even by my standards, and I have no standards… The story goes like this…dude’s dating a bitch, she always wants to marry him, he doesn’t pull the trigger, cuz guys don’t like getting married…she ends up having a car accident, dying, and he lives realizes the only way to cope, is to honor his promise to her to marry her and give her that wedding she always wanted, even though she’s dead and missed the fucking boat…. Sure, if you marry a corpse marriage becomes easy, bitch won’t tell him what to do, who to fuck, or nag him for drinking with his buddies too late or not take out the garbage…she won’t bug him to go antiquing, or even refuse him sex….especially anal…so long as he keeps her in the fucking fridge…cuz a rotting wife stinks and when the inards of the bitch fall all over you as you’re doing her up the ass and she breaks cuz you’ve let her dry out, you’ll have a hard time getting the stains out of your mind. That said, this is probably all a publicity stunt.

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Kim Kardashian’s Dumpy Fat Ass in Crazy Pants of the Day

Posted on January 13, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kim Kardashian was walking around in some camel colored pants as a tribute to her camel riding roots, or maybe because there’s research that camel colored pants make a fat bitch look skinner, but no matter what straps, harnesses, spanx or other devices this porn trash uses to look fit and like she doesn’t have the gunt of a mother of four, she still looks awakward as fuck…and there’s a reason there’s not camel toe happened in these pants and that reason isn’t tight pussy, it is the bandages she’s wrapped herself in tightly, the surgical tape and other devices used to shape her while not allowing her big pussy to eat its pants lunch…who cares…really…this bitch is obsolete….

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Annalynne McCord Ass in White Pants of the Day

Posted on June 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Annalynne McCord is a risk taker, cuz here she is in a pair of white pants….she must have just finished her period cuz every pre-pubescent girl in middle school knows that the bomb can drop at any fucking time so white pants aren’t just not to be worn after labor day, they are not to be worn ever…she must not be pregnant cuz any pregnant girls knows not to wear white pants ever in the event of a miscarriage…she must not eaten cuz anyone with stomach issues or food in their stomach knows not to wear pants cuz white sharting is hard to hide when there’s a brown wet spot on her ass….she must not being going to get lap dances cuz my friend once wore light colored pants and was left with a yellow streak that tasted horrible of god knows what on his shit…. I don’t ever know why I do posts on this bitch, I guess I just feel for her cuz she’s so hung up on her fame but that’s shit’s not gonna last and I’m just helping make this experience a good one for her…despite her being real fucking ugly…I guess I just like the underdog aspiring celebrity before she washes the fuck up and is forgotten. I’m nice like that…. Pics via Fame