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Eva Herzigova Titties for Antidote Magazine of the Day

Eva Herzigova is showing her old hot nipples for a fashion magazine I have never heard of and I like it more than the dude I just saw reading “O” Magazine in the park pretends to like his fat dumpy loud wife who was tending to her bratty fucking kids screaming….and not how much he really likes his wife…which is not at all cuz it was clear on his face, behind the smile of Oprah on the cover of a magazine he traded his testicles in for, that he hated her for ruining his fucking life, stealing his freedom and his soul…. while she spends his money and bosses him the fuck around….a story that ends in murder suicide for them…and hot pics of Eva Herzigova, retired model who still models… for me….

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White People Having Fun on a Motorcycle Fun with Wheelchairs of the Day

I don’t know when this video is from, but there’s just something amazing about white trash lower class families on dirt bikes running over old lazy bitches in wheel chairs….I don’t know what it is that I like about this, but I think it has to do with the fat kid humping the mom when she’s bent over…cuz that’s just how white trash operates…and the whole thing made me proud to not be white…cuz seriously..if this was my people…I’d be legitimately concerned…especailly since 98 percent of America is like this…We’re fucking doomed. Amazing. Someone needs to remix this and call it Mom-Motorcycle-Wheelchair-Hump….It’ll be a drunken inbred backyard wrestling match classic halftime show.

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Elle Macpherson’s Mom Bra of the Day

I like seeing Elle Macpherson. Even if the pictures are boring and of her going to pick up her kids at school. Even if getting excited about them is as virginal as an elementary school kid getting a boner cuz the girl in front of him in class is showing off a little bra strap. Even if she’s aged hard and is now a retired model who has hung up the biklini and traded it in for a family all because when I first moved to America, the first VHS tape I got that I could jerk off to was the 1988 Swimsuit Edition and that year, Elle Macpherson happened to seduce the fuck out of me, pretty much securing a life long relationship, one where we will grow old together without actually being together…cuz she doesn’t know I exist…but luckily I know that she does… Pics via Bauer

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Charlotte Gainsbourg in a See Thru Bathing Suit of the Day

The nice thing about American Apparel is that the brand is created and run by a total fucking pervert, and as a total fucking pervert, part of me has to love and respect his ability to take his fetishes to the mainstream and make millions off the shit, when really he just wanted to see every single girl in the world wear a t-shirt make out of thin cotton with no bra so that he could see their nipples, and some how became an overpriced revolution….a revolution that has made going to the beach, the public pool, the mall, the movies, the night clubs a little more exciting than it used to be, because I know I’ll see at least one bitch in a see through or semi-see through shirt…. Here’s Charlotte Gainsbourg wearing what looks like an American Apparel bathing suit that didn’t really hold up when it got wet, because I can see her fucking bush….because American Apparel is made cheaper than a thai prostitute, but people pay crazy prices to be part of the craze and all I really have to say to this bitch is that we get that she’s french, obscure and thinks she’s an artist, but seriously, bush even on hipsters and hippies is too obvious and played out…I get that brazilians became mainstream and bush became trendy, but I know these pictures would be better if I could see lip, cuz pussy lip is my fetish, not that you care. Pics via Bauer

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Charlotte Gainsbourg in a See Thru Bathing Suit of the Day

Elle Macpherson Spreads Her Ex-Model Mom Legs of the Day

Here are some pictures of Elle Macpherson that remind me of when I used to play “raid” with the hooker I used to “date”. I’d break into the shitty motel room in a cop costume, I’d pin her against the wall, I’d make her “spread em” and then I’d rape her, but it wasn’t really rape, because she was charging me and because my dick is so small it is hardly a weapon and even if I force myself on the bitch, it ends up a comical mess because they never knew dicks came that small and they get intrigued by how they don’t feel it inside them…but enough about me…there are pictures of Elle Macpherson from behind and despite being a mom and a retired model, she’s still got a place in my heart as being a woman I spent the summer of ‘89 masturbating to. Pics via Bauer

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Elle Macpherson Spreads Her Ex-Model Mom Legs of the Day