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The New Miley Eiza Gonzalez in Glamour of the Day

Remember Miley was engaged at 12 to some dude who was using her to increase his profile, cuz Hannah Montana fans are loyal as shit…and will buy anything Miley Touches, even used condoms she used with black dudes…provided she used condoms…which she doesn’t because no one ever does…. Well, his name was Liam something, he was from Australia, he cheated on Miley with January Jones, because that’s just how bad Miley is in bed, she’ll drive you to fuck some single mother pushing 50….and this is his new pussy. Her name is Eiza González…I am going to assume she’s Hispanic, I am also going to assume she’s milking the celebrity cock as hard as she can so that he keeps on making her a household name…it helps her career…and here she is in Glamous…being as Glamourous as a sloppy second, bottom feeding, using Miley in the most convoluted way, mooch can be… She’s boring….I like her INSTAGRAM better….

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The New Miley Eiza Gonzalez in Glamour of the Day

The New Miley Eiza Gonzalez in Glamour of the Day

Remember Miley was engaged at 12 to some dude who was using her to increase his profile, cuz Hannah Montana fans are loyal as shit…and will buy anything Miley Touches, even used condoms she used with black dudes…provided she used condoms…which she doesn’t because no one ever does…. Well, his name was Liam something, he was from Australia, he cheated on Miley with January Jones, because that’s just how bad Miley is in bed, she’ll drive you to fuck some single mother pushing 50….and this is his new pussy. Her name is Eiza González…I am going to assume she’s Hispanic, I am also going to assume she’s milking the celebrity cock as hard as she can so that he keeps on making her a household name…it helps her career…and here she is in Glamous…being as Glamourous as a sloppy second, bottom feeding, using Miley in the most convoluted way, mooch can be… She’s boring….I like her INSTAGRAM better….

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Mel B in Bikini Ass in Australia of the Day

Like eating a vegan sausage at a lesbian bar….her are some pics of Mel B, the Spice Girl better known as Eddie Murphy’s jump off he accidentally knocked up…but denied knocking up…cuz that’s what you do with whores who are just out to ruin your life…provided they don’t have the resources to file for paternity tests like the whores I know… allowin you to change your name, move and pretend it never happened….and not paying out millions to a bitch who doesn’t need millions…all cuz she wanted the world to know she’s not a whore with a fatherless child…when really she is a whore with a fatherless child…I mean unless the new husband grabbing her ass like a farm animal in heat has taken up the job….there’s always a sucker willing to stepfather for hot ass….. To See the Rest of the Day FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Eva Herzigova Titties for Antidote Magazine of the Day

Eva Herzigova is showing her old hot nipples for a fashion magazine I have never heard of and I like it more than the dude I just saw reading “O” Magazine in the park pretends to like his fat dumpy loud wife who was tending to her bratty fucking kids screaming….and not how much he really likes his wife…which is not at all cuz it was clear on his face, behind the smile of Oprah on the cover of a magazine he traded his testicles in for, that he hated her for ruining his fucking life, stealing his freedom and his soul…. while she spends his money and bosses him the fuck around….a story that ends in murder suicide for them…and hot pics of Eva Herzigova, retired model who still models… for me….

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Bar Refaeli Fat Back in a Bikini of the Day

Like the pig of a woman I just saw buy a chocolate bar…Bar Refaeli is thick….but her bathing suit is riding up her pretty thick ass cheeks that as far as I am concerned look boxy and square as fuck..you know cuz her ass is eating the shit…since based on her size….her shit is always hungry and always eating whether it be shorts, celebrity cock, donuts…or anything it can to make it feel good and validated….cuz she’s dead on the inside…as she slowly transforms into a Jewish mother…all cured meat, kosher and built like Roseanne….but I guss she’s not quite there yet…. To See the Rest of the Pics of the Day FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kate Moss Forgets to Do Up Her Pants of the Day

I think Kate Moss is probably one of the best models of all time….only because she lives the fucking rockstar life….going to all the best parties, fucking all the unprotected rockstar and A-List celebrity cock she can get her pussy around. She’s not fat, in fact hated for being too skinny in the 90s, she’s aged amazing like all that hard living has kept her pickled and preserved… but most importantly throughout most of this, she’s been a fucking mom to a kid I doubt sees that much….which is exciting me since I am an aspiring deadbeat parent….it can be done in the classiest of fucking ways…..I also like that she doesn’t give a fuck, you know part of being a millionaire for being hot, with top grade millionaires throwing their semen at her….and in being as punk as she is…she always gets topless or naked, when paid or unpaid, cuz why bother not being naked… That said, I’m not sure why her pants are undone. But I’m glad they are…. Maybe she’s airing out her well traveled, tired, dirty twat I wish I could taste…. Maybe I should stop focusing on that…because this is the kid of shit that can motivate me to try to convince mom’s in the park to undo their pants…and that’s the kind of shit that gets me arrested…or hurt…. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kelly Brook is Really Popular of the Day

My big regret with this bitch is that 5 or 6 years ago, when I started the site, I didn’t reach out to her and book her for a photoshoot back when she was affordable and desperate. A photoshoot that would have lead to marriage, kids and the possible good life she’s getting now, because there was a time when this bitch wasn’t all over the media, but instead was getting fucked by celebrity cock on the downlow and 500 dollars would have got her tits in my face for the site. Unfortunately, I don’t spot talent very well, cuz I never predicted this happening. Especially not now in her old age, I was convinced she was just going to fade off like all the other attractive, busty, UK trash in cheap lingerie, but instead she pulled the right moves, got the right management, and now people talk about her every fucking day like she matters…which she doesn’t…but I guess her tits kinda do…cuz they are big…and being oppressed in this outfit like a black man in the 1950s…ok, enough of this nonsense…let’s focus on the real issues like why she is wearing the same shirt as Ashley Tisdale (scroll down)…how embarrassing.

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