Tag Archives: rock-groupie

Jojo in a Bikini of the Day

The fact she calls herself JOJO still is ridiculous… But I guess being a jailbait gutter popstar with zero sex appeal is what made her and her mom enough money so that they could retire and support her black boyfriend for half a decade or more, before realizing that shit, no one gives a fuck about me, in part due to being 18 and not cute, but also because my audience was white grown men, and they hate when girls bang black dudes…so it’s time to get out there and post pics to instagram…because instagram is where

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Jojo in a Bikini of the Day

Cailin Russo for Sir Neave of the Day

Cailin Russo is the daughter of Scott Russo who is in a band called Unwritten Law. It is safe to say that her mom was probably a young punk rock groupie, because punk rock dudes only bang 15 year old girls, since they are the only ones who care about them, not that Unwritten Law was really punk rock, but they were more punk rock than Bieber….Bieber…being the guy she was cast to make out with in a music video – that pretty much made her go viral.. I am on the fence as to whether she’s just a privileged instagram model, or if she’s legitimately a babe…with something to offer…but…when looking at her ass, I don’t seem to care either way… I just think she’s not quite hot enough to be a real model, yet she’s getting paid as a real model, so what the fuck do I know.. These pics are from instagram photographer SIR NEAVE

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Cailin Russo for Sir Neave of the Day

Annalynne McCord Gets Stuffed

Hmmm, I’m not sure I’m feeling these pictures of AnnaLynne McCord stuffing her face over lunch, I like watching women do a lot of weird things, but eating isn’t exactly at the top of my list. Unless of course it’s a banana or a sausage… Obviously. Anyhow, luckily she’s wearing a tight little t-shirt and I can’t resist a hard bodied chick in a tight shirt. Well done.

Ashley Tisdale Lets Her Long Legs Loose

Here’s Ashley Tisdale out doing what she always seems to be doing… Nothing. I don’t really mind a woman of leisure, especially if she’s going to spend her days wearing sexy little outfits like this. Denim cut-off Daisy Dukes and some 80′s rock groupie boots are a look we should be seeing more of. I’ve got to hand it to her, she’s definitely got one hell of a body on her. I’d like to see it up close and personal, like during a lap dance on my birthday. Set it up.