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Sara Malakul Lane Wears the Best Bras of the Da y

Posted on February 19, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sara Malakul Lane is the Thai actress in Hollywood I would most likely want to hire to do my dry cleaning, if I wore anything other than soiled sweatpants that don’t require dry cleaning…because she’s asian and that was a bad asian joke..I shoulda stuck with tranny…there are trannies in Thailand and no way to determine her past…but with a body like this…shit…who cares if she has balls…she’s superhuman and gender doesn’t matter…and a bra like that…makes me lose confidence in her understanding of clothing…in a way I wouldn’t trust her to wash my sweat pants one bit…but I would trust her to be the mother of my kids…because she’s that perfect… What it comes down to is I’ve never banged an asian in all my sexual conquests…which were more failures than anything…and I think a Half Asian is the perfect gateway to real asians and their sideway vaginas…maybe her vagina is just one 45 degree angle… I guess I will never know…but at least I can stare at her pics…

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Music Video of the Day

Posted on February 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is the best music video that’s ever happened…ever…From freakish anorexic girls, to prolapsed assholes, to freaks singing….to whatever the fuck you are experiencing when you watch this… THanks WHOREHOLE for being better than most…and making this insanity happen…even though I don’t understand it…I know one thing and that one thing is that it is beautiful…and Life changing…

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Sara Malakul Lane Titty Pic for Fashion of the Day

Posted on February 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sara Malakul Lane ….is my latest crush…not that I have crushes…just the word crush sounds gay…which Mackelmore, the leader of all things hip hop wouldn’t approve of, because as you know Hip Hop is about rainbows at it’s core…and hugging your neighbors and shit…Let’s just call it a minor obsession, that’s creepy enough for me to still feel like a man… So in my research on how to find her home address, to park outside of and sing love songs to, I found this tit pic of her… She’s not overly asian, but still asian enough to feed my asian fetish, but more importantly, Asian enough to know how to do the laundry, even though growing up famous and white in Thailand probably meant she had thai lady boy slaves of her own…because that’s what happens to Lady boys when they turn 18 and the British don’t want them anymore…and the truth is she probably doesn’t even know how to wash her panties…which is a good thing because I would dispose of her dirty panties for her, with my mouth, if she would let me…but she sure knows how to take a tit pic..or at least pose in one…just look at her tits…. All this to say, I am in love…and I thank instagram for allowing me to creep on her all day everyday… FOLLOW her instagram CLICK HERE but don’t flirt with her, or I will kill you…just put in a good word for me…say I sent you to say hi….

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Lady Gaga Erotica is not Erotic for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Posted on February 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I realize that there is nothing erotic about anything Lady Gaga does…even if she was masturbating on stage or in video with a Victoria’s Secret model, the Lady Gaga factor in the room would kinda ruin it all…she’s just got this face that scares the fuck out of me…but not enough to not grab her ass one night when drunk before she was really famous…and back then, around 5 years ago, her ass, despite her face was fucking firm and amazing…but it didn’t turn me on, but then again I am impotent and not much gets me hard these days…I blame the hormones in the food…or maybe the male hormones in Gaga.

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Sara Malakul Lane Wants You To Be Her Valentine of the Day

Posted on February 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s Valentine’s Day and amazingly hot actress SARA MALAKUL LANE wants you to be her Valentine… I don’t think you should look at this too long, I will get jealous and hate you, because I want Sara Malakul Lane all for myself. The good news is that although she doesn’t answer my messages, she hasn’t blocked me on her INSTAGRAM either, so there is hope that one day this half Thai…hopefully not the genital half…but even if it was the genital half I would be willing to explore that half…cuz when it’s attached to this babe it’s hardly gay…will one day be mine…

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Sara Malakul Lane Excites Me of the Day

Posted on February 10, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Sara Malakul Lane and she is the hottest thing pretty much ever, and I am not just calling her a thing because she’s half Thai, half white…I am not racist like that… I just feel the union of alien asian genes and human genes make for glorious creatures…like this Sara Malakul Lane … Her story is a typical one…you know what you’d expect to hear from any girl you meet in LA.. born and raised in Thailand, where she was famous on some TV shows and as a model and not for being a child tranny prostitute for British tourists, which is how I assume how her parents met…I mean why else would a white dude be in Thailand in the 80s…right? I mean why else would a white guy be in Thailand now?…. Either way, seeing as she was American, she decided to the states, to be closer to me, and to win my heart, as a lot of these girls do…at least in my imagination…which is all that counts…it’s real if I believe it…I think I’m pregnant….those tits…my god…can’t wait for her to shoot nude scenes…ideally in my mouth…but I’ll accept in movies….and photoshoots too…since she keeps refusing my requests for a date… Well now I am in love…So here are some of her pics…Follow her on INSTAGRAM

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