After tweeting that she hadn’t slept for four days straight following the death of fiancée Casey Johnson , the internet’s favorite oversexed pocket-celebrity, Tila Tequila , went AWOL for two days, only to return by announcing “I HAVE NO FRIENDS!” Mulholland Drive on Meth appears to be approaching the Lord of the Flies -like dénouement where everyone forms a circle around the most-reviled character and destroys her completely.* (Or allows her to self-destruct, depending on whether or not there is a difference.) ** Tila disappeared from Twitter for two days following a much-discussed trip to the doctor , prompting some (okay, just me) to wonder whether a medical professional had intervened on her—and the beleaguered Johnson family’s—behalf. But then, the anti-heroine resurfaced Sunday with 68 tweets and new blog posts. 2 They told the sad story of why Tila is incapable of staying off Twitter in her time of grief: Then, our tragic figure took to her official blog on Joe Francis -sponsored soft-core porn purveyor Tila’s Hot Spot Dating and penned a missive entitled ” TILA TEQUILA’S COMPELLING & SAD LIFE STORY! ” Like Tila’s Twitter, her blog is illegible and kind of frightening to experience firsthand, so here is an abbreviated guide and translation: Tila: Well last night I was on Twitter and I was just tweeting about random things and somehow one Tweet into the next it lead me into writing a mini auto-biography through 7 hours of Tweeting!!!!!!! Everyone who read it was moved to tears and today a lot of people kept asking me where they could find that story.
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Tila Tequila’s Manic Twitter Spree Crashes into a Deep Depression
