No, this is not Micaela Schaefer ‘s first ever gang bang porn video, it’s her showcasing some brand of men’s underwear. Obviously, I had to blur out her amazingly stupid funbags because advertisers in the USA have pickles up their a$$es, but if you really want to see them, it’s not hard. Just do a Google search. Enjoy. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
In case you missed Denise Schaefer the last time I did a post on her, trust me, you’re not going to want to miss this. Because the Peruvian model’s latest bikini shoot is so damn hot, I’m going to have to take a long, cold shower in order to get any more work done today. We’re talking 30-45 seconds, even. So wish me luck, and enjoy. » view all 19 photos
I know it’s been pretty hot in New York this week, but I was still hoping Rihanna might have come down with a case of nippleitis in these shots. But after a few minutes with my nose pressed up against my computer screen, all I got was cross-eyed. So maybe you perverts will have better luck, but if not, just sit back and enjoy the leg show. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Good news: after last month’s serious disappointment , the world’s best-dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer is back wearing my favorite outfit of hers in her latest photoshoot: nothing at all. She’s also getting nice and friendly with another blonde hottie in the pictures, which almost makes up for the fact that I had to blur out the good parts. Almost. Enjoy.
Here’s a little Mariah Carey hanging out with Bieber..that is one of the creepier pictures because Mariah Carey must be 100 years old…and should be busy hanging out with her Billionaire boyfriends who she gets passed around between, becasue she’s crazy and medicated..making this one of the worst parties, you’d probably want to end in some kind of terrorist attack since you’ve got them all in the once place, but that instead probably ended in a terrorist attack on the people, in the form of shitty music Interracial! Here’s her thick mayan neck… The post Mariah Carey and her Friends is Creepy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In case you were wondering…Jennifer Lawrence looks better naked than in a bikini, or clothed…. You see there was a few years in Jenner Lawrence’s career where I just found her an irritating, overrated, scam of an “actress”, constantly playing an idiot in public, so that when she performed in movies, people would be like “Shit she’s good”…in comparison to her real life retard behavior… I was like “she’s not even hot, she’s just big and bulky”… THen she leaked the nudes, and boom, love happened…the weirdo awkward bitch making millions for selling out, while also starring in huge fucking Brad Cooper movies, was amazing nude..she was slutty enough to take nudes…and looked good nude…and I figured there is no way she didn’t leak them herself, in a way to maintain being a victim… The world moves fast, no one cared a week after they happened, we see porn all day everyday, we don’t need Jennifer Lawrence nude, it’s not the 90s when nude celebs was a thing, because now nude neighbors and girls I went to school with, or who work at the bar nude is what we care about… So seeing her in a bikini, looking average at best, reminds me…that she should be naked…not clothed… That’s it. The post Tall, Awkward, Rich, Famous, Jennifer Lawrence in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In case you forgot you’d have to see your family this weekend, it’s Easter on Sunday. But don’t worry, there’s a silver lining: the world’s best-dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer did one of her signature holiday-themed photoshoots in Berlin to celebrate. And this time, she brought an equally hot friend in Mandy Lange . (I’m ignoring those dead-eyed furries.) And I don’t know about you guys, but I’m really digging Micaela’s outfit here. No, I’m not talking about the bunny ears. I mean the black censored bar. It goes with everything. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com
Here’s one for all you sickos out there: it’s the world’s best-dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer getting good and freaky for the premiere of some new show in the Berlin Dungeon, and getting friendly with her fellow German hotties and some props while she’s at it. And look, I know I really shouldn’t be jealous of a fake severed head , but the lucky bastard’s getting more action than I’ve seen in months. It’s just not fair! » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com
Valentine’s Day is still a few days away, but I’m not gonna lie, I was already starting to get burnt out from all the hearts and engagement ring ads everywhere. That is, until my favorite best-dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer showed up for a very special Valentine’s Day shoot wearing nothing but body paint and reminded me what the holiday’s really about: spending quality time with that special someone you love and care about. And thanks to Micaela, it looks like me and the Little Tuna are going to have a pretty great day together. Photos: WENN.com
So, uh, I’m kind of at a loss for how to explain these latest pictures of Micaela Schaefer , other than to say I’m betting seeing her groped by these dead-eyed bears is going to give one or two of you perverts an instant pants fire and give the rest of us nightmares. According to my sources, this is a “Berlinale-themed photoshoot,” although if you ask me, it’s just further proof that Micaela’s hands-down the best-dressed nobody of all-time. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
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