Wesley Warren Jr. watched his scrotum swell into a 134-pound mass in the last five years. It hung down to his ankles. He could barely walk anymore. How did such a thing happen? “I quickly sat up on the side of the bed after bursting out of a nightmare,” said Warren, 48, recalling a fluke, mid-sleep motion that “slammed” his right testicle. “I felt the most enormous amount of pain.” The pain quickly subsided, but the nightmare had just begun. The scrotum began to swell , and swell, and swell. And swell. And anitbiotics had no effect. Without a diagnosis or, seemingly, any hope of a cure, Warren, who lives off of disability benefits in Las Vegas, turned to radio host Howard Stern for help. They solicited donations to benefitballsack [at] yahoo.com. “It may not sound like the classiest of email addresses, but it’s one people can remember,” he said, specially considering Howard Stern’s male audience. Also, he could barely walk and was willing to try anything. “I had a disability that was getting worse, not getting better.” Warren was later photographed wearing a hoodie as pants to accommodate the mass and stopped “every few steps” to rest his scrotum on a milk crate. This caught the attention of a University of California-Irvine surgeon specializing in scrotal lymphedema, an accumulation of lymphatic fluid inside the scrotum. “It’s very disabling condition because the patient can’t work, and if they can’t work they often don’t have insurance or the money to pay for care,” said Dr. Joel Gelman. “He said he didn’t have any money, so we did it for free.” Warren used money from Stern’s listeners to travel from Las Vegas to Irvine, Calif., where on April 8 Gelman removed the 134-pound mass in a 13-hour surgery. “Some of the veins in the mass were a quarter-inch in diameter,” Gelman said, recalling the lengthy and risky procedure to remove the mass in one giant piece. “With the fluid and other tissues, I would say the total weight exceeded 160 pounds.” Warren, who is still recovering at a nursing home in Orange, Calif., said he can finally wear normal underwear and pants, but he’s not yet used to the change. “My body is acclimating,” he said. “I’m still not able to get around much.” But, he said, things are looking up at last, and “I intend to make up for it and treat myself to a truly fabulous meal and enjoy relaxing for at least a few days.”
Sounds like this lady was on some Lorena Bobbitt ish! Via NJ.com: A Jersey City man who went to sleep after an argument with his girlfriend was awakened late Thursday night when she bit his scrotum, tearing right through the skin, authorities said. Linda Mendez, 40, was charged early this morning with aggravated assault and domestic violence, over the objection of her boyfriend, who told police he did not want to press charges. The mother of three appeared in court yesterday and her bail was set at $35,000 with a 10 percent cash option. The 46-year-old victim told police that the two argued at 11:30 Thursday, and to avoid the argument he went to sleep, reports said. Minutes later Mendez woke him by biting his neck and his scrotum, causing bleeding, police said. Mendez complained of pain in her left hand and was treated at the Jersey City Medical Center and released for incarceration, police said. Mendez was also charged on three open warrants, two for light rail fare-jumping violations and the other for a city ordinance violation.
Sounds like this lady was on some Lorena Bobbitt ish! Via NJ.com: A Jersey City man who went to sleep after an argument with his girlfriend was awakened late Thursday night when she bit his scrotum, tearing right through the skin, authorities said. Linda Mendez, 40, was charged early this morning with aggravated assault and domestic violence, over the objection of her boyfriend, who told police he did not want to press charges. The mother of three appeared in court yesterday and her bail was set at $35,000 with a 10 percent cash option. The 46-year-old victim told police that the two argued at 11:30 Thursday, and to avoid the argument he went to sleep, reports said. Minutes later Mendez woke him by biting his neck and his scrotum, causing bleeding, police said. Mendez complained of pain in her left hand and was treated at the Jersey City Medical Center and released for incarceration, police said. Mendez was also charged on three open warrants, two for light rail fare-jumping violations and the other for a city ordinance violation.
Sounds like this lady was on some Lorena Bobbitt ish! Via NJ.com: A Jersey City man who went to sleep after an argument with his girlfriend was awakened late Thursday night when she bit his scrotum, tearing right through the skin, authorities said. Linda Mendez, 40, was charged early this morning with aggravated assault and domestic violence, over the objection of her boyfriend, who told police he did not want to press charges. The mother of three appeared in court yesterday and her bail was set at $35,000 with a 10 percent cash option. The 46-year-old victim told police that the two argued at 11:30 Thursday, and to avoid the argument he went to sleep, reports said. Minutes later Mendez woke him by biting his neck and his scrotum, causing bleeding, police said. Mendez complained of pain in her left hand and was treated at the Jersey City Medical Center and released for incarceration, police said. Mendez was also charged on three open warrants, two for light rail fare-jumping violations and the other for a city ordinance violation.
I’m posting these pictures of Irina Shayk hanging out in various bathing suits for something called the 2011 Ory Lingerie and Swimwear Collection for all those Christiano Ronaldo fans. If this crap doesn’t make you hate that Euro douche, I don’t know what will. The woman is just one hell of a sexy piece of ass. I especially love that she has that bitchy Russian look about her, like she’s going to bite you in the scrotum during sex and you’re going to like it. Hot. more pictures of Victoria Silvstedt here
I guess you’d expect a mother of 8 kids to have ridiculous tits from all the milk she produced like the cow that she is, you know the kind of tits, that the right bra could scoop up and squeeze into something a little appealing to look at, but for the first few times I saw the show that made them rich household names, I thought she was a man…then I realized the kids called her mom so figured she was the pregnant man I saw on Oprah and really, the whole thing just confused the fuck out of me….but I guess all it takes is for a girl to grow out her lesbian haircut and put on a push-up bra to make me forget how stretched out her pussy must be, not that I think she’s hot, but at least I’m not thinking about her scrotum lookin’ vagina for a change…. Pics via Fame
Let’s face it, if anyone fucks this dude, it is strictly because he is famous or because he was on MTV or because he dated famous people or because he’s a budding rockstar with a pretty commercial sounding rap group, and it’s got nothing to do with how cool he is, how big his scrotum is, or how good lookin or talented he is and that’s why she’s covering her face, because she doesn’t mind the opportunity or doors dating him and his rich father may have for her, but she doesn’t like the rest of the world peering in and calling her out on her little strategic play, because even she knows it is pretty much bottom feeding at its best and that’s something you can’t stand tall and proud and celebrate, especially when we all know his dick’s been in you, you fucking dirtbag. PICS VIA FAME
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