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Miley Cyrus Cake Picture of the Day

Miley Cyrus was celebrating her birthday, or her friend’s birthday, or knowing Miley, one of her attempts at a high concept, porny, Tumblr selfie shoot, as part of her “performance” art and branding, that makes people like me think, “At least she’s not Taylor Swift”….while playing the media in what I call “Just being Miley”… Yes, it’s all a fabricated lie. but it’s half naked, and really, is anything really real anymore anyway? I think life is just a series of me interacting with my computer in my shithole I call home… It’s all a fucking fantasy, so as long as it’s some overpaid pop bitch in a bikini on all fours covered in cake, I’m ok with the lies… The post Miley Cyrus Cake Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson’s Tits Selling Garbage of the Day

Jessica Simpson known for her huge tits, still has her huge tits, despite having lost a ton of weight based on a weight watcher’s contract, back when all she’d do is eat… She even did some family planning around that contract, because if she was pregnant, they couldn’t demand their millions of dollars back… I guess she’s also known for her stupid Walmart brand clothing line for the masses, the Christians who make no money, but are okay with a shitty life thanks to God…you know the people you want to sell product to, because they’ll buy into anything… Here she is talking…on Fallon…about her kids….to bring you down from…”OMG TITS”….we call this the video castration….because a woman talking about her kids, and not her tits, is a woman I have zero interest in listening to, but I’ll still stare at her tits. If you look past her box, and below her gunt, you can see her cameltoe… TO SEE PICS OF HER CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson’s Tits Selling Garbage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Do They Know It’s Christmas When They have Ebola of the Day

This song made 2,000,000 dollars in 5 minutes after the video was featured on the X-Factor, where they basically called out to the world saying that we could all end up with Ebola, all it takes is a flight from Africa with the wrong questionable girl with a fever… I figure Bob Geldoff could have done a little more by writing a new version of the song, since they’ve already done this one years ago…and I didn’t really need to hear One Direction, Ed Sheeran, Rita Ora, and other British people singing it, but maybe he was too busy mourning the death of his daughter… It’s pretty awful, but the dead girl in her bra, contrasts nicely with celebs walking out of LIMOS… All this to say, Ebola is bad, but this song may make you wish you had ebola, so that your ears filled up with blood as you’re slowly melting from the inside…due to disease… That said, if you think Bob Geldoff and Bono can cure Ebola…download it….I can’t say it is for a good cause…since I don’t trust charities, and I kinda feel the world needs a natural disaster or epidemic to reset us and our overpopulated, self involved, disgusting ways…

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Naked in the Desert Footwear Campaign of the Day

This is a shoot by photographer KATE BELLM , who shot a footwear campaign in the desert with a model who got naked, which as far as I’m concerned is the only way any ad campaign should be shot – because clothes just get in the way of promoting products…and let’s just hope mainstream brands take this lead and make all campaigns on TV, billboard, and even radio like this – because I am all about naked…even when I am not really about commerce selling garbage people don’t need…because naked is good…even when it is for corporate evil…

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