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Jessica Simpson’s Tits Selling Garbage of the Day

Jessica Simpson known for her huge tits, still has her huge tits, despite having lost a ton of weight based on a weight watcher’s contract, back when all she’d do is eat… She even did some family planning around that contract, because if she was pregnant, they couldn’t demand their millions of dollars back… I guess she’s also known for her stupid Walmart brand clothing line for the masses, the Christians who make no money, but are okay with a shitty life thanks to God…you know the people you want to sell product to, because they’ll buy into anything… Here she is talking…on Fallon…about her kids….to bring you down from…”OMG TITS”….we call this the video castration….because a woman talking about her kids, and not her tits, is a woman I have zero interest in listening to, but I’ll still stare at her tits. If you look past her box, and below her gunt, you can see her cameltoe… TO SEE PICS OF HER CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson’s Tits Selling Garbage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Stefani Sober for Elle Turkey of the Day

Her name is Stefani Sober and I only like her because I am never Sober and she’d be something that I guess the media would want me to be, and not just because she’s a hot skinny model, that is fat shaming me just by existing, giving me unrealistic goals and body image issues, but also because she’s hot, and a reminder that I don’t get to have sex with things like this, possibly because I’m not sober and being drunk…makes me do very disgusting things…that claim they are woman…but I’m not too sure because I just close my eyes and go for it… I just figure as Drunkenstepfather….Sober is my soul mate in an opposites attract situation….But that could just be the delusions of alcohol withdrawal and living on the internet the last 2 decades… Sober…such a beautiful thing….even when drunk… Here she is for Elle Turkey…because I love Turkey… Here are some instagram pics…because I am now stalking her…because we’re meant to be… The post Stefani Sober for Elle Turkey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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