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Blow Job: Celebrity Sex Doll Roundup [PICS]

You might not be getting Jessica Alba in your stocking this year, but that’s no reason why you can’t cuddle up to that famous Alba ass…or at least a latex facsimile of it. The celebrity sex doll business is booming- in fact, when the Miley Cyrus “Finally Miley” sex doll was released on the country cutie’s 18th birthday this year, the doll sold out within 48 hours. So what other Hollywood hotties have been immortalized in blow-up doll form? Find out after the jump!

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Blow Job: Celebrity Sex Doll Roundup [PICS]

Victoria’s Secret Models with Cutouts of the Day

Look you’re not the only one with lifesize cutouts of Victoria’s Secret models. You’re just the only one who fucks those lifesize cutouts…. Here are a couple Victoria’s Secret models in some seriously ill-fitting pants that make me think they are substitute teachers from the 80s, or working a church fundraiser, or my friend’s mom who used to love Khakis no matter how fat she got…what a fucking disappointment only shaped liked Alessandra Ambrosio and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and not a middle aged short fat white trash woman with no taste who liked Tuna Casserole…..They really need to start dressing these bitches up like they do in photoshoots for all public events. Pics via LFI

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Joanna Krupa Lingerie Pictures

Well, I don’t think any of you guys really need me to tell you how hot Joanna Krupa is, especially when she’s modeling assorted bikinis, but I’m going to do it anyway. She’s hotter than a whore’s crotch. If anyone is wondering what I want for Xmas, Joanna Krupa oiled up in a bikini is at the top of my list.

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Joanna Krupa Lingerie Pictures