Tag Archives: Sexual Innuendo

Miley Cyrus Spits, Doesn’t Swallow

I could make a whole bunch of immature, sexual innuendo type jokes about what it is that Miley Cyrus is doing in this shot, but I’m not that kind of guy, I’m an adult damn it. So what if she walked out of her hotel room and spat off the balcony, that could be anything, I’m sure it’s nothing perverted. It looks like all she’s doing is taking pictures of herself making out with a dog. That’s all.

Vienna Girardi Sex Emails to Lee Smith: Revealed, Scandalous, Far From Intelligent

A tearful Vienna Girardi claimed in this week’s explosive interview on The Bachelorette that she was loyal to that stiff Jake Pavelka until the bitter end. Actor Gregory Michael said he made out with her before the breakup, though, and now a bunch of emails she allegedly wrote to her ex have surfaced. Emails full of sexual innuendo … and spelling errors. Lee Smith, one of many ex-boyfriends in the wild, crazy life of Vienna Girardi, has apparently been in contact with her since her stint on The Bachelor . Vienna’s “bubbie” (whatever the hell that means) released what he says is a June 14-16 email chain – i.e. a week before the Breakup of the Century . Excerpts from the unintentionally hilarious exchange: We think this is Lee Smith, the ex-boyfriend of Vienna Girardi in question. We’re not positive, however. The girl kind of got around. Like a record, one could say . Lee Smith : “I’m here again feeling a oh so fimilar [sic] feeling … I think it is a mixture of antisapation [sic] or mabey [sic] it’s me just missin you either way…” Vienna Girardi : “You are my life. I love you so much and can’t wait to be in your arms again.” Lee Smith : “Don’t u miss touching all the time are [sic] long baths …” Vienna Girardi : “I do miss all that. I love you so much bubbie. I want our life back.” Lee Smith : “u are all I want!!!! I want to sex u up so bad baby!” Gosh, who wouldn’t want to sex that up … well, besides that prude Jake. Interestingly, contrary to her claim that Playboy made up the rumor of a Vienna Girardi nude photo spread, her last email says, “I may be doing playboy this weekend … Xoxo.” A source close to Vienna says she wasn’t the author of these gems obtained by TMZ, and thinks someone “hacked her email.” LOL, who’s the source, Lindsay Lohan?

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Vienna Girardi Sex Emails to Lee Smith: Revealed, Scandalous, Far From Intelligent

Republican Savior’s Wife Starred in Half-Naked Music Video About Handjobs

We have now seen every member of Senator-elect Scott Brown ‘s family in some state of undress. Here’s wife Gail Huff in a bikini, coaxing a tube of sunscreen to metaphoric orgasm, in a music video from 1982. Digney Fignus’ ” Girl with a Curious Hand ” proves hastily-elected political upstarts are the only kind of politician worth having, in terms of embarrassing internet detritus.

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Republican Savior’s Wife Starred in Half-Naked Music Video About Handjobs

Adidas Release Ugly Shoes

Released to celebrate 60 years of something I dunno, I didn't read I looked at the hideous pictures.

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Adidas Release Ugly Shoes

What Won’t Sprint Relay Operators Say?

There is a website called sprintrelayonline.com where a Sprint telephone operator will dictate anything you type in to a pre-determined telephone number. What happens when you type in nonsense/sexual innuendo? Magic.

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What Won’t Sprint Relay Operators Say?