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Katy Perry’s Confusing Cleavage

This looks about right, Katy Perry dressed as a complete moron for some Christmas crap the other day. The girl can make herself so unattractive sometimes, it’s pretty amazing. Was a stupid mustache disguise really necessary? I get that she’s supposed to be dressed up as a Toy Soldier and wants to be as authentic as possible, I guess women aren’t allowed to serve in the Toy Armed Forces just yet, but I think the fat hipster boobs are a dead give away.

Katy Perry’s Confusing Cleavage

This looks about right, Katy Perry dressed as a complete moron for some Christmas crap the other day. The girl can make herself so unattractive sometimes, it’s pretty amazing. Was a stupid mustache disguise really necessary? I get that she’s supposed to be dressed up as a Toy Soldier and wants to be as authentic as possible, I guess women aren’t allowed to serve in the Toy Armed Forces just yet, but I think the fat hipster boobs are a dead give away.

Maria Menounos Gets My Attention

Here’s my favorite Greek Goddess Maria Menounos at some Spike TV event the other night looking badass in her sexy little black dress. She’s just so perfect, I can’t take it. I wonder if she dates bloggers. Who am I kidding, nobody dates bloggers. That’s alright, we don’t need to date, I’m fine with just a sexual relationship if that’s more her style. I’m a big boy. I shouldn’t say that, I’m an average size boy. Call me.

Maria Menounos Gets My Attention

Here’s my favorite Greek Goddess Maria Menounos at some Spike TV event the other night looking badass in her sexy little black dress. She’s just so perfect, I can’t take it. I wonder if she dates bloggers. Who am I kidding, nobody dates bloggers. That’s alright, we don’t need to date, I’m fine with just a sexual relationship if that’s more her style. I’m a big boy. I shouldn’t say that, I’m an average size boy. Call me.