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Lea Seydoux’s Nipple in Esquire of the Day

Lea Seydoux was in the closest thing to a porn movie in mainstream this past year…I think even more hardcore than Nymphomaniac… It was called Blue is the Warmest color, and this girl scissored some other actress pretty aggressively ….bringing back an era of when you could masturbate to a non porn movie that you rented based on it’s ratings alone. I assume that is the next trend in Hollywood, you know to compete with porn, and while we wait for some quality shit to be produced, here is some nipple in fashion to tide you over. The world has really gone pretty sexy the last few years and they Lea girl is from France, where I guess things have always been sexy…and she’s representing all that is good in life.

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Lea Seydoux’s Nipple in Esquire of the Day

Lena Gercke in GQ Germany of the Day

I don’t know who Lena Gercke is, but apparently she’s my soul mate and by soul mate I mean some hard faced german model who probably likes to shit or be shit on, because that’s what german’s do. She’s in German GQ, which means she’s obviously of some level of importance, but all I see is some hard face and intensity, coupled with a girl who is dating some pro soccer player, as European Glamour models do…so I guess that makes her useless to us, since if she wasn’t dating some pro soccer player, she’d totally be sitting on our collective faces, letting us taste what she ate for lunch….right?

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Lena Gercke in GQ Germany of the Day