I hope you guys have been enjoying Nina Agdal ‘s hotness comeback as much as me and the Little Tuna have been. Because it sure has been nice to see my former #1 favorite hottie back at work lighting up our collective pants regions on a daily basis. So here’s a few of her latest shots, but just make sure you have a fire extinguisher handy. Enjoy.
People get confused about Sahara Ray. They think that she’s relevant, but really she’s just some LA hipster who has pretty much been hooking on her social media aggressively enough to find an instagram audience, and remember there are girls with fat asses you’ve never heard of with just as many followers as her, meaning the whole instagram follower thing isn’t representative of the world, which may be confusing to people who are hooked into instagram….but she does have big tits…tits she shows off…as often as she can…which I guess is everyday on her social media and once or twice for a magazine or two…and as someone who likes tits, I encourage that. This is a video that was emailed to me, I assume produced by GALORE and it’s hip enough for a hip guy like me to encourage because it only has 50 views and has been online for 8 days…. I think my shit gets more views than that..and my shit doesn’t have two half naked bitches in it….but I guess no one can be a hero like me…a hero throwing views to a drowning magazine that has street cred… I mean 53 views in 8 days…and this was in their emailing list….and on their site and social media…wtf….pathetic…
I am sure you’ve seen at least one classy girl stick her tongue in her cheek, to simulate sucking a dick, usually not in a sexual way, but I’ve had it done to me in a sexual way by at least one stripper and I found it really awkward, but I guess not as awkward as Charlize Theron, South African who came to America after her mom killed her dad with a dream, a dream that involved nude modeling not really making munch money but being found in a bank, pretty much at her breaking point when she was ready to get fucked on film for money, but some asshole producer or casting director moved in at the perfect time for her, bad time for us, preventing that porn career by giving her a mainstream movie role, and 20 years later…she’s still out on set being slutty…before going home to Sean Penn to be slutty…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Attention seeking, stain on the younger generation, unauthentic hipster, who like most other hipsters, are just misguided rich kids with nothing better to do, seeking acceptance and purpose, because they don’t have to work normal jobs, and being weird amongst themselves, just feels cool….Miley Cyrus….brought her artistic interpretative social media performance art….that her peers will celebrate because they are paid….posting the above pic and the below comment…in what I guess is instagram english…thanks to the world being filled with young, porno influenced retards… Do yiew tink if I push muah titties up I’ll get mo followahhhzzzz? #shouldigrowmyhairout? And I am all about this.
Last month, I was creeping on a photoshoot surfer Anastasia Ashley was starring in for an underwear company called CHEEKI BRAND ….so I had my friend creep along with me and take these awesome 35 mm pics of her ass….because let’s face it…we’re hip, we like film but more importantly, when you’re a surfer in half squat all day…it’s all about your fucking ass…and all that matters is that ass…and figuring out why you’re taking pics of it…not eating it…because clearly it belongs in all of our collective faces…. photos by Russ Roe
Brothers and rival NFL quarterbacks Eli and Peyton Manning join forces and show off their rapping skills DirecTV in a new ad entitled “Fantasy Football Fantasy.” Yes, you read that right. Peyton and Eli Manning rapping. Enjoy. Eli and Peyton Manning Rap – Fantasy Football Fantasy Fellow New Orleans native Lil Wayne? Rolling in his grave. Or just rolling on the floor laughing at what the future Hall of Fame members spit here. The two drop-back passers drop some ill rhymes, while saying “fantasy” and using auto-tune alot, while Joe Namath also makes an appearance. Awkwardly caressing a woman. You can’t make this stuff up. Eli wears a fitted cap and two mink coats (one for each of his two Super Bowl titles), while his older brother drops knowledge on our collective domes. The 2014 NFL season can’t get here fast enough. Celebrities Who Played College Football 1. Joel McHale Before he made us laugh on Community, Joel McHale made defenses pay as tight end for Washington.
Brothers and rival NFL quarterbacks Eli and Peyton Manning join forces and show off their rapping skills DirecTV in a new ad entitled “Fantasy Football Fantasy.” Yes, you read that right. Peyton and Eli Manning rapping. Enjoy. Eli and Peyton Manning Rap – Fantasy Football Fantasy Fellow New Orleans native Lil Wayne? Rolling in his grave. Or just rolling on the floor laughing at what the future Hall of Fame members spit here. The two drop-back passers drop some ill rhymes, while saying “fantasy” and using auto-tune alot, while Joe Namath also makes an appearance. Awkwardly caressing a woman. You can’t make this stuff up. Eli wears a fitted cap and two mink coats (one for each of his two Super Bowl titles), while his older brother drops knowledge on our collective domes. The 2014 NFL season can’t get here fast enough. Celebrities Who Played College Football 1. Joel McHale Before he made us laugh on Community, Joel McHale made defenses pay as tight end for Washington.
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I don’t know who Lena Gercke is, but apparently she’s my soul mate and by soul mate I mean some hard faced german model who probably likes to shit or be shit on, because that’s what german’s do. She’s in German GQ, which means she’s obviously of some level of importance, but all I see is some hard face and intensity, coupled with a girl who is dating some pro soccer player, as European Glamour models do…so I guess that makes her useless to us, since if she wasn’t dating some pro soccer player, she’d totally be sitting on our collective faces, letting us taste what she ate for lunch….right?