Here’s some ASOS Swim campaign…it’s bright, it’s bikinis, it is still fucking cold outside, and even when it’s not, you won’t find any girls who look like this in bikinis, but you can pretend…I mean I have been alive for 45 years and on hot as fuck days…Inever see anything like thist…that’s why I don’t leave the house and commit to the internet…or more importantly, my age on TINDER and try to get girls pretending to be 18 to send you bikini pics, since 18 on TINDER counts as checking for ID…sketchy fucking girls with their lies… The post ASOS Swim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Charlotte McKinney pulled off a serious scam….I mean if natural tits were this profitable for all average looking girls…the world would have a lot of Dancing with the Stars shows, even networks based strictly on that…. She is a nobody from Tampa or Orlando, with a face that looks like it works at the bootleg hooters….but her massive natural tits…got her to new york, got her a rich and connected boyfriend and got her in Guess and then on TV… I mean trashy girls have taken this route before, Anna Nicole Smith, but at least Anna Nicole Smith was publicly a gold digger…where as this one is just a fuckijng mystery…totally confusing… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney’s Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Doutzen Kroes was in a bathing suit…because Doutzen Kroes is a bathing suit model…and she’s putting it out there for free because this is like a doctor doing some Doctor’s Without Borders shit, giving back to the community or some shit, by feeding her fucking ego…and mom of two with black babies or not…she’s still pretty magical…in black and white from afar…. TO SEE ThE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Charlize Theron was almost a hooker….After her mom killed her dad…..back home in South Africa…she came to America with with a dream, a dream that involved nude modeling not really making munch money but being found in a bank, pretty much at her breaking point when she was ready to get fucked on film for money, we’re talking porno, but some asshole producer or casting director moved in at the perfect time for her, bad time for us, preventing that porn career by giving her a mainstream movie role, and 20 years later…she’s still out on set being slutty…before going home to Sean Penn to be slutty….and I’ve still jerked off to her playboy pics…from 1997…. Here she is in an Ad Campaign… To See Her at some Bullshit Event of the Day CLICK HERE The post Charlize Theron Ad Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am sure you’ve seen at least one classy girl stick her tongue in her cheek, to simulate sucking a dick, usually not in a sexual way, but I’ve had it done to me in a sexual way by at least one stripper and I found it really awkward, but I guess not as awkward as Charlize Theron, South African who came to America after her mom killed her dad with a dream, a dream that involved nude modeling not really making munch money but being found in a bank, pretty much at her breaking point when she was ready to get fucked on film for money, but some asshole producer or casting director moved in at the perfect time for her, bad time for us, preventing that porn career by giving her a mainstream movie role, and 20 years later…she’s still out on set being slutty…before going home to Sean Penn to be slutty…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I know it’s been way too long since we’ve done one of our official Maria Menounos booty updates, especially now that we don’t get to see her on a daily basis on Extra anymore. But not to worry, because judging from these pictures of her at NBC’s 2014 Summer TCA Tour, our favorite Greek booty is looking just as good as ever. I’m not sure what it’s up to these days, but if Maria’s looking for a gig, I could definitely use a new correspondent to update us on her breaking booty news on a daily basis, and I figure nobody knows that story better than she does. So how about it, Maria? Call me. » view all 27 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
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