Georgia Salpa still confuses me….she’s some model….or something irrelevant who is best known for being on Celebrity Big Brother in the UK even though she was hardly ever a celebrity, but the show needed eager tits, and she fit the bill….and apparently it worked out for her…cuz she’s only posting bikini pics to twitter, most eager to next level their shit girls post more naked…. If you can see past the fact that she looks like a Kim Kardashian lookalike…she’s not so bad….but would be better a little more hungry…but I guess so would all girls….but that’s just cuz I like eating disorders.
Taylor Swift has this wholeseome image cuz it sells records. The reality is that she’s a dirty Hollywood chick who fucks rockstars who fuck everyone and she has probably done anal…a lot….which doesn’t bother me…because I like hookers and sluts…I just get annoyed when people bullshit us… What we do know about her is that she banged some dudes who definitely have herpes, like John Mayer…and we know that she’s currently on the cusp of sex offending…dating some 18 year old Kennedy…so creepily that she bought his neighbor’s house to lock him in….and the whole thing is fucking insane to anyone with a brain…but so cute and beautiful for the suckers who buy into her act. She’s doing Glamour magazine and I think it’d be more appropriate if this was Hustler in the 80s….but we can’t always get what we want…and people aren’t always portrayed the way they should be…. Here are the pics.
I was friendly with Sky Ferreira before she had a record deal and was on this fashionable rise to the top and she was always a friend to the site….sure now that she’s getting famous and becoming an It girl she has no time for me…and sure I get mad and call her out for being a social climbing devil who has no time for me and who refuses to buy my soul…but that doesn’t mean that I can’t still love her and her young, non-naked body…even if I don’t love her attitude, music, or pretty much anything but her tongue…all blue and wet….reminding me that you don’t have to be naked to be pornographic enough to masturbate to.
Sky Ferreira used to be my internet homie….we’d talk often enough then something called a record deal happened and like all internet homies we had to part ways…not because I was against maintaining internet homie status, if anything now there was a reason to be internet homies, since she could link me to hot model pussy, instead of just talking to me about nonsense, but now it is official, she has become too cool for me by her standards, or maybe by her PR teams standards and that is so fucking weak…..she got more and more magazine covers, hung out with Katy Perry more and more often on her quest to being a popstar…..and figured lets delete Stepfather from Facebook and twitter like we never used to chat all the fucking time cuz he’s not respected or a wrung on my social climb. Weak….but typical… That kind of behavior makes me hate a bitch….and luckily her shitty song gives me hope karma is around the corner for her….you know when her 5 fans turn on her for sucking…. Terry Richardson was hired to direct the video, her big move she’s probably proud of and she probably spent her entire budget on….and she’s in her underwear in it, not all that hot for a 20 year old, but then again I never found her hot, but she does have a spider crawling around her twat… something for you goth weirdos to appreciate…. I don’t know why I am posting this – but I’ll blame a broken heart.
