Wanna know how Blake Lively got that bruise on her calf? Getting fucked. By Leonardo DiCaprio, when he found out she leaked nude pics to the world in some kind of publicity stunt she hopes lands her a reality show like she was a Kardashian, and he felt the need to treat her like the little whore she is, cuz little whores are bad girls and there’s only one way to teach them anything, and that’s with your dick…or maybe she bumped into a coffee table, but I don’t see any fun in that…
I guess when the pressure of being on the worst show on TV lifted, but more importantly when the realization that she’d never be accepted as a celebrity….she was legitimately just 5 minutes of MTV backstory to make Spencer Pratt, someone else you’ve probably forgotten, seem more three dimensional….bitch turned to eating. Her body once LOOKED LIKE THIS IN A BIKINI , and not the sloppy unfortunate mess you see today… It’s one of those cameras are finally off and I can eat that extra piece of cake, fuck it, give me the entire fucking cake situations….all that stress and feelings of inadequacies disappear in those 3 minutes of pleasure you get when you’re jacked up on butter…. Who really cares, fat,sloppy or not, she still is a fucking cancer on our lives….send her back to the obscurity she’s been living in so nicely the last couple of years…. To See the Rest of the Pictures FOLLOW THIS LINK
This movie is called Stadtgefluster – Sex Nach Funf and it is some nazi shit from Germany, that’s probably not actually Nazi shit and just from Germany cuz the Germans have made all things Nazi illegal, in a sweep it under the rug, hope they forget kinda way, make it disappear kinda way…. The actor is named Lisa Marie Fix…I’ve never heard of her but she’s fully naked in this made for TV movie that’s clearly better than any made for TV movie in America, you know cuz of the Full Frontal….something America frowns on…. I don’t know when this is from, but it’s new to me, cuz I’m not so down with German made for TV movies….even if the pussy likes being shit on…cuz that’s culturally the German way…
These were pictures of Jessica Alba pretending to be a good mother by hugging her daughter goodbye for the paparazzi before passing her off to the nanny to tend to her because her kid thinks her nanny is her mother, and Alba is some Aunt who takes her out for photo opps…. You see when she got knocked up the first time by Cash Warren, it was to trap him when he was trying to escape his relationship to her, she never really planned on doing any of the work, that the benefit of being a rich self involved cunt, she probably didn’t realize it was going to ruin her career, cuz self involved cunts don’t realize they have no talent and were just cast cuz people wanted to fuck them….not that I really know anything about Alba, other than that she’s pregnant again, and walking around in pussy hugging leggings, that I don’t mind lookin’ at, cuz pregnant or not, mangled mom pussy or not, fat, sloppy or not, I’m always down with leggings on bitches, especially when they can’t do the whole bikini thing anymore and this is the best the bitch can get…It’s one of the main reasons I leave my house.
