Eminem may not have won Christmas 2013. But the rapper has definitely sullied it. With numerous Christmas cards standing out over the past several days – from Mena Suvari and her floating cats to Kelly Clarkson and her hilariously awkward family – Eminem has offered up a new entry. It involves the artist. A reindeer. And an act that really shouldn’t be taking place in front of impressionable young elves. See for yourself:
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These were pictures of Jessica Alba pretending to be a good mother by hugging her daughter goodbye for the paparazzi before passing her off to the nanny to tend to her because her kid thinks her nanny is her mother, and Alba is some Aunt who takes her out for photo opps…. You see when she got knocked up the first time by Cash Warren, it was to trap him when he was trying to escape his relationship to her, she never really planned on doing any of the work, that the benefit of being a rich self involved cunt, she probably didn’t realize it was going to ruin her career, cuz self involved cunts don’t realize they have no talent and were just cast cuz people wanted to fuck them….not that I really know anything about Alba, other than that she’s pregnant again, and walking around in pussy hugging leggings, that I don’t mind lookin’ at, cuz pregnant or not, mangled mom pussy or not, fat, sloppy or not, I’m always down with leggings on bitches, especially when they can’t do the whole bikini thing anymore and this is the best the bitch can get…It’s one of the main reasons I leave my house.
Here’s an awkward family photo I had no choice but to post… Part of me hates Kim Kardashian and everything she stands for and the other part of me has been won over by her marketing enough to acknowledge she exists, watch her sex tape on repeat , but most importantly make fun of her cuz her whole career that isn’t a real career is not only a totally overrated scam but also a very funny joke, but more importantly, she’s fat as fuck yet marketed as a sex symbol, which makes the whole thing an even bigger joke …sure a joke that makes her 100,000,000 a year…but lots of low grade shit makes money and this glory is going to backfire hard and no money she made will make it worth it…wait and see…this ride will end and she’ll lose her fucking mind when people stop caring…. So seeing her with her stepbrother Brody Jenner’s girlfriend who looks like a 14 year old girl listening to CDs at the mall….makes this whole family an official circus freakshow….sure they make money…but money isn’t everything…wait and see.
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