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Britney Spears Bikini Pic: Why Summer is Awesome

Britney Spears is not ready for summer to end. With her Tweeting pics like this, neither are we. The X Factor judge lamented the waning days of the season on Twitter and Facebook, posting a photo of her soaking up some sun in a white bikini. Thank you, August. Thank you. “Y’all ready for summer to end? I’m definitely not!” reads the caption to one of our all-time favorite Britney Spears pictures . We are totes not ready y’all. Spears’ X Factor duties are about to kick into high gear as the show’s second season (and the pop star’s first as a judge) premieres September 12. Incredible as it is, her career has been going strong for nearly 15 years now. We wish her all the best as she heads into this new, exciting phase. Britney Spears at age 30: Still got it? Will Brit be a good judge on X Factor?

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Holly Peers wet glamour girl

Check out the spectacular big tits on celebrity babe Holly Peers! This soaking wet glamour girl celeb Holly Peers couldn’t possibly be any hotter! Continue reading

Kristin Cavallari’s Useless Tits of the DAy

A valuable lesson I’ve learned in life is that tits are always useful…even if the bitch they are attached to is useless, annoying, talentless, a hack, a crackwhore, or dead…both career-wise and physically, just not too dead, cuz then tits just become gross, if you ask any necrophiliac he’ll tell you the soaking her in warm water doesn’t work forever… I don’t know where I’m going with that, I guess Kristin Cavallari just makes me morbid, inspires me to think of graveyards, morgues, the final curtain and all that bullshit, cuz I can’t imagine her ever coming back and making anything of herself…It’s like Michael Jackson once said before he died….”this is it”…..cuz I feel quoting Michael Jackson always works cuz he just has so many words that represents what I’m thinking, “I’m Bad…Thriller”….what the fuck am I doing…oh right…staring at Kristin Cavallari’s unemployed but more importantly unemployable tits…that are gonna lose their shit eventually, craving that fame they once had doing bad fake reality shows….Wonder how this is gonna pan out….

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Kristin Cavallari’s Useless Tits of the DAy

Kristin Cavallari’s Useless Tits of the DAy

A valuable lesson I’ve learned in life is that tits are always useful…even if the bitch they are attached to is useless, annoying, talentless, a hack, a crackwhore, or dead…both career-wise and physically, just not too dead, cuz then tits just become gross, if you ask any necrophiliac he’ll tell you the soaking her in warm water doesn’t work forever… I don’t know where I’m going with that, I guess Kristin Cavallari just makes me morbid, inspires me to think of graveyards, morgues, the final curtain and all that bullshit, cuz I can’t imagine her ever coming back and making anything of herself…It’s like Michael Jackson once said before he died….”this is it”…..cuz I feel quoting Michael Jackson always works cuz he just has so many words that represents what I’m thinking, “I’m Bad…Thriller”….what the fuck am I doing…oh right…staring at Kristin Cavallari’s unemployed but more importantly unemployable tits…that are gonna lose their shit eventually, craving that fame they once had doing bad fake reality shows….Wonder how this is gonna pan out….

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Doutzen Kroes is the Pregnant Model of the Day

I was drinking Vodka til 7 am. I am a disaster. But not as much of a disaster as Doutzen Kroes pussy is going to be in a few months…. It’s always such a stupid decision when a model, especially a lingerie model jumps the soaking her uterus with semen….she should have thought it out…. I give thanks for the hangover….

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