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Rosamund Pike Has a Beard of the Day

Today’s posts are brought you by Rosamind Pike’s facial hair… Facial hair I probably would have noticed and been disgusted by when I was young when FEM-STACHES made me gag, especially when food got caught in them…but the no longer bothers me because I realize humans are disgusting, hairy creatures, bush is hot…and like so many homos before you will tell you…and little beard keeps the load on their face longer and better so that it looks good in picture… I mean sure, she’s a celebrity, and she’s pre-menopausal, my wife is full on menopausal and her hormones are so jacked that her beard is an actual circus level sideshow beard….but you’d think she’d thread, wax, laser, etc…so that people who are less kind to hairy woman than me…can’t slaughter her… Because despite all the hate I get, I am not a misogynist, I love women, all kinds of sizes and shapes…and hairiness levels… As long as there’s a vagina…sign me up….to get down. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Sofia Vergara’s Ass in Tights of the Day

Here’s Sofia Vergara’s ass in fitness gear, because I guess she’s getting ready to get married, or maybe she realizes she’s 100 fucking years old and that she needs to go to the gym to maintain that sex appeal that too her 20 years of hustle to finally land the right part, on the right show, to suddenly validate everything and everyone she did along the way to the top…. I am not overly excited by 45 year old strippers who never were, because they were smart enough to get to Miami, date rich, get into the right circles, make money…and it all paid off… But I know that people are, especially 35 year old aspiring actors, not just hispanics trying to border jump, but every 35 year old who hasn’t made it says “Sofia Vergar only got Modern Family at 37, it could happen to me”…not that I like 35 year old aspiring actors, but I do like their desperation… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Sofia Vergara’s Ass in Tights of the Day