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Blake Lively Does Cannes

It has been a while since I’ve done a post on Blake Lively . I’m not sure if you guys remember but back in 2009, Blake was “Hollywood Tuna’s Babe of The Year”. A lot has changed since then: Blake got married to some douche, Gossip Girl is done and basically she has fallen off the grid. Well, here she is at the 67th Cannes Film Festival opening ceremony and even though she doesn’t look bad, I regret crowing her “Babe of The Year”. I can admit when I’ve made a mistake.

Stacy Keibler Is Just Hot

I don’t think I need to tell you perverts just how perfect Stacy Keibler is, other than that whole thing with the old man Clooney penis she’s amazing, so I had to post these shots of her at some party she wouldn’t have been invited to six months ago. That tight body of hers seems to just belong in a tight black dress. I want to climb in there with her. I also thought I’d share a video of her giving herself a wedgie and getting her booty slapped by some douche looking wrestler. Back in her classy working days.

Jessica Alba Is The Perfect Role Model

I know this Valentine’s Day garbage is going to be absolutely terrible, make a shitload of money, and somehow make women everywhere wish their boyfriends or husbands were more like some douche character in the movie. Well guess what, we all wish that you were more like Jessica Alba , not because we think she’s romantic or a good person, simply because she’s hot as f@#k and would like to do it to her in the shower when you’re not looking. Deal with it. more pictures of Jessica Alba here