The funniest thing about Charli XCX is that I’ve actually seen her perform…. I once drunkenly walked into some party someone invited me to and I saw this fat girl dancing around making the dumbest sounds with the shittiest of music…to which I thought to myself “What is this low level pop act and why is it in a night club”…before realizing that everything is pop now, nothing has soul, it’s all commercial shit to sell product to idiot drones drunk on Youtube Videos and instagram… But those girls participating in the clickbait, soulless clickbait, luckily are aware that the key to low substance content is showing tit… Charli XCX shows tit, hence why she exists, and is allowed to sing garbage music to garbage people and make a life out of it. The world…one vapid, pile of shit that doesn’t inspire….but at least there are tits to distract us all. Thanks Charli XCX for being a whore….who knows that if cocksucking happens….the other details don’t really matter cuz we’re drunk on endorphines from cumming. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Charli XCX Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Mother Doesn’t Like Daughter’s Selfies, So Posts Her in her Underwear on The Internet Being Beat…..in Some Mother Daughter Fetish Video… Off-Duty Cop Shoots a Bandit Breast Feeding Deer Old man VS Sliding Doors Road Rage in RUssia Worst Prank Ever Old Man Gets Dropped by 16 Year Old Soldier Doesn’t Like Injections… Angry at McDonalds… The Man Who Delivers a Table Hamster Wants to Escape Detroit – What? #BlackLivesMatter…. The post Fast Food Worker Dives into a Car and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I didn’t watch the VMAs, I don’t think I ever do. I just hate celebrating people who already won at life, in some over produced advertising campaign, wasting money that could be spent on better things, like hookers…not these kids of hooker…but street hookers…with babies they don’t have money to feed due to addiction…or really curing AIDS or cancer, or anything 100,000,000 dollars, or more could be better spent on…you know do these idiots really need more attention, airtime, celebration, and bullshit awards…they don’t… I didn’t see Kanye vow to run for president, you know to make a joke out of America, because he would probably win. I guess this happened to Ronald Reagan in the 80s, but he was an infomercial actor, not a rapper married to a media whore. I didn’t see Taylor Swift win all the meaningless awards. I didn’t see Miley make a fool of herself, or get in a fight with Nicki Minaj… I didn’t see Kim Kardashian dressed like Danny Devito as the Penguin in real time… I don’t believe in award shows, I don’t find them interesting, I am amazed that people love this shit and buy into the Soap Opera of celebrity…so I have no interest in any of this shit… Maybe that means I am officially too old to be relevant, but I’ve never been relevant….maybe I am too out of the loop to post pics of these idiots, well, I’ve always been out of the loop and hated this shit.. My purpose is to tell you how stupid it is, how commercialized all media we digest is, and how buying into it, instead of having a productive hobby like gardening or napping, is just perpetuating this absolute scripted garbage… I am amazed that as humans, with brains, people are reporting on this shit like it was the 90s, and we were too dumb to realize award shows didnt matter… Here are some highlights ,because pop culture may be a pile of vapid bullshit, but I still look on with disgust the day after looking at random internet pics… I don’t really see what this kind of played out nonsense Hollywood shit still happens….but it happens..so I guess it matters…to some of you idiots… HERE ARE SOME OF MILEY’S OUTFITS Here is Miley’s Instagram pics… HERE IS SELENA GOME WITH NO BRA Here is Taylor Swift…. Here is Taylor Swift’s Lipless Barbie – Side Tit… Jojo For Vintage Jailbait Memories… Some Kim K Looking Like the Danny Devito’s Penguin… Some Nicki Minaj Monster… Someone Invited the Tits from the Blurred Lines Video! Oh Shit- and a Hooters Girl!! Straight from Florida… Rihanna Couldn’t Be There so they Sent her Body Double… The post The VMAS Happened and I Don’t Care But Here are Pics Miley Nipple and Other Trash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
