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Holly Madison’s Tits Promote Trash of the Day

Holly Madison is apparently launching a latex clothing line in collaboration with the UFC or one of the UFC clothing companies and I felt the need to post it cuz I think this may be the trashiest thing to ever hit the shelves……it’s like being some fake tits, fake hair, gets naked in Playboy cuz stripping wasn’t giving her enough exposure for her small town, redneck, raped by her father shit, only to move to vegas with big UFC dreams and a million dollars in the bank wasn’t enough trash for her…she had to go ahead and do this… I know the UFC is huge. I also know that the fans are typical average trash, and the women who flock to that shit are stripper looking bitches, making this union make sense, but still fun to laugh at in my poverty pile. Here’s Holly Madison doing some KKK hood shit…but on a contemporary kick…black is so in right now.

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Anne Hathaway in Tight Pants of the Day

I snuck into a movie a few weeks ago because I like Anne Hathaway’s tits and hate Jake Gyllenhaal cuz he beats up girls I know and cries like a little bitch in some of the mose embarrassing gay shit I’ve ever witnessed from some pussy who claims he’s a man but was clearly a bitch… So seeing someone I can’t stand, who annoys me and makes me want to murder touch tits I want to play with is just the kind of punishment I need to keep me going… I figure why give yourself things you want or like when torture is far more exhilerating….I don’t deserve it. Here she is in leggings… Here she is in jeans….

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Anne Hathaway in Tight Pants of the Day

Anne Hathaway in Tight Pants of the Day

I snuck into a movie a few weeks ago because I like Anne Hathaway’s tits and hate Jake Gyllenhaal cuz he beats up girls I know and cries like a little bitch in some of the mose embarrassing gay shit I’ve ever witnessed from some pussy who claims he’s a man but was clearly a bitch… So seeing someone I can’t stand, who annoys me and makes me want to murder touch tits I want to play with is just the kind of punishment I need to keep me going… I figure why give yourself things you want or like when torture is far more exhilerating….I don’t deserve it. Here she is in leggings… Here she is in jeans….

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Some Bitches at Some Award Show I Wasn’t Invited To of the Day

The Elle Style Awards were last night and I wasn’t invited. I know. I am so offended. You’d think I’d be the first on that guest list. I don’t know what went wrong, but think you should all send Elle emails demanding my presence at the next one…mainly cuz these sweat pants in all their two sizes too small glory are fucking Fashion…. Here are a handful of bitches who were invited…cuz clearly they are more important than me, cuz not only are they on TV and in the tabloids, rich and famous but mainly cuz they have vaginas….and vagina is all it takes.. Cheryl Cole could be shitting and I’d still wanna lick her asshole…. Emma Watson cuz You’re All Nerds and Appreciate this Shit Geri Halliwell cuz her Dress Is 50% see thru, just the wrong 50% Blake Lively Making Her Squinty Eyed Faces to Hide her Horrible Aging….

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Some Bitches at Some Award Show I Wasn’t Invited To of the Day