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Xenia Deli Hot in the Changing Room of the Day

Xenia Deli is pretty fucking hot…so hot I can see past her stretch marks….that are making me wonder if her booty grew too fast when she first hit puberty and was all hormonal….or if it was a product of quick weight loss after being a fat slob….cuz you see one of those things is not quite like the other….but maybe both should not be analyzed…because it takes away from all that is good about her…even if I have no idea who the fuck she is…cuz when you look like this you don’t have to be anyone, you don’t even have to be breathing, you just need to keep getting in a bikini, shit will work out ok for you as more and more people start jerking off to you….. So I did some research….turns out that “Xenia Deli, was born October 27, 1989 in the Republic of Moldova (south of the Ukraine). She stands 5’7″ and dreams of one day becoming successful model.” Makes a huge fucking differnece when looking at these pics right? All communist raised, hard working and familiar with organized crime to finance her escape into this sex trade…. Who cares. She’s in a changing room. Half naked. I’m into this….but then again watching girls change is kinda a fetish of mine….one that has got me banned from many stores. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Annalynne McCord Tryin’ to Tease of the Day

Everytime I see pictures of Annalynne McCord with an open mouth, she reminds me of some kind of primate that is about to eat my babies, who I need to fight off to protect my family, but instead of throwing her feces at my face, she’s always trying to act sexy, whether it’s wearing a see thru shirt, or tight clothing, or slowly letting her jacket slip off her shoulder in what looks unintentional, but is actually totally contrived kind of way, like some fuckin’ striptease where you don’t get to see pussy, and the whole thing is causing an internal battle in my head, do I throw my babies at her to eat and pull out my dick and start jerking off, or do I run for my fucking life. I don’t know if that makes sense, but what I am trying to say is that bitch is ugly, but her body is solid and I’d still fuck it, just with my eyes shut or her on all fours, so that I wouldn’t have to see that face, not that it is an option, but I pretend it is, cuz it helps me get through my pathetic days, as admitting that fucking Annalynne McCord is not an option cuz she is “too good” for me, is some real depressing shit that I prefer ignoring…because I know she’s ugly, bottom feeding trash her and her entourage don’t…. Pics via Bauer

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Annalynne McCord Tryin’ to Tease of the Day