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Genevieve Morton Wearing a Kate Upton Bra of the Day

Shots have been fired. She’s throwing shade at Kate Upton by wearing Kate Upton’s picture on her tits like Kate Upton was her bra. This is the fat bikini model rivalry, it’s the “you’re the below me, I wear your pig ass on me because I own you”…equivalent of shitting on a pic of the model she so wants to be, but a little more classy, because her shit, at least based on her dumpy body due to eating, would be very very very large…all that eating…. Or maybe Genevieve Morton just likes bacon…I mean she looks like she likes bacon..lots and lots and lots of bacon…or maybe she’s jumping on that whole bacon thing that was big two years ago is only happening in South Africa now, they are behind on things because they are too busy trying to hide slavery… You know she’s studied everything Kate Upton did to be famous, and feels like it should be her, so you know…this is her attempt and winning as the big girl model in Sports Illustrated…It’s a little bit sad and a little bit entertaining…even if everything about her, even her tits, are uneventful…fat and boring…according to me and I am a professional at these things..

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Genevieve Morton Wearing a Kate Upton Bra of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is a Stepmother of the Day

Lindsay Lohan posted this video of her playing with a bunch of kids, looking like she’s in her late 40s, all medicated after downing a bottle of booze and a pack of smokes, only to play with the kids that didn’t crawl out of her uterus, like the little dolls they look like in her distorted world…puppets she can groom and whore to the industry… It turns out that her “family time”…involves an investment banker who she lives with, and his two kids, because she’s allowed to find happiness, everyone deserves happiness as long as it’s rich enough to support her habits… I don’t find a girl being a mom, whether insane or capable or not, very hot…but it is sure as hell better that she fucks with other kids than have her own, not that her dried up uterus can have kids, it is probably hasn’t had a period since Herbie Fully loaded… I just like celebrating other stepPARENTS…me an Lohan we are so the same…twinsies….motherfuckers…

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Lindsay Lohan is a Stepmother of the Day