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Fergie’s Cleavage Distraction

These pictures of Fergie are kind of like one of those Magic-Eye puzzles from the nineties, if you focus your eyes properly on her tempting cleavage, you won’t even notice her busted up face in the background. I never said it would be easy, but when it works, the results are worth the effort. I’m getting a headache, I think I’ve been concentrating too hard. Good luck.

Charlize Theron Drops A Cleavage Bomb

Now this is how you match up cleavage with a hot face, no need to divert your eyes on this one. Here’s super hottie Charlize Theron outside the Letterman studios yesterday dropping a pretty impressive cleavage bomb. So what if she doesn’t have massive breasts, sometimes smaller is better, it’s all what you do with them. And what Charlize is doing with them is stirring up some naughtiness down under. You know what I’m talking about don’t you. Naughty girl.

Jessica-Jane Clement Red Hot Shower

After yesterday’s video of super hottie Jessica-Jane Clement playing in the mud in her bikini on I’m A Celebrity…. Get Me Out of Here! , I thought I should probably post a video of her cleaning herself off in a sexy bikini shower. You’re welcome. Did I mention there’s another big breasted bikini chick showering with her? I thought you’d like that. Enjoy.

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Camilla Belle Has Great Fashion Sense

Ummmm, this is a fashion trend I can really get behind and I’ll pray to whatever being in the sky you believe in that this thing takes off. Here’s super hottie Camilla Belle at the premiere of From Prada to Nada wearing a nice conservative pant suit highlighted by the fact that all she’s wearing underneath it is a frilly bra. I applaud you Camilla, for your daringness, your fashion sense and your incredibly tight body. Well done. I think I just figured out how secretary of state Hilary Clinton can spice up her lame pant suits. more pictures of Camilla Belle here

Candice Swanepoel Is Golden Delicious

Alright, that’s another tough week of celebrity blogging under my belt and what better way to finish things off than with some pictures of one of the world’s most beautiful natural phenomenon, a supermodel in a golden bikini. Here’s super hottie Candice Swanepoel modeling some sexy Victoria’s Secret swimsuits on the beach proving that if there is a God, he’s probably a dude. This chick is just perfect, I could eat off that ass, and I don’t mean something clean and sexy like sushi, I’m talking about spaghetti and meatball or bacon and eggs. Delicious. more pictures of Candice Swanepoel here

Marisa Miller’s Cleavage Is Too Spectacular

I don’t watch The Tonight Show because of the way that fat headed host acted like an A-hole last year, not to mention that he hasn’t been funny in about twenty years, but I think I would have made an exception if I had known that supermodel super hottie Marisa Miller was going to show up in a tiny little red dress with her boobs hanging out. Amazing! I think it’s probably better that I didn’t know this was going to be on, I don’t think my plasma screen could handle all the dry humping. more pictures of Marisa Miller here

Brooklyn Decker Was Made For Short Shorts

Here’s super hottie Brooklyn Decker , walking around with that guy who plays that stupid racket sport, looking hotter than a whore’s crotch. That didn’t sound so disgusting in my head. Anyhow, she’s wearing some nice little shorty shorts so I’m sure that more than makes up for my silly comment. Enjoy. I have to say though, nothing beats those awesome Brooklyn Decker bikini pictures I had a while ago. So hot!

Joanna Krupa Is Just Hot… It’s That Simple

Here’s super hottie Joanna Krupa in what has to be the sexiest ship captain’s uniforms I’ve ever seen, not that I normally find captain’s uniforms sexy, but you know what I mean. The girl is just hot. That’s why I have so many pictures of her gorgeous face. She’s kind of wearing mom shorts, but she still manages to make them look sexy, that’s the sign of a true beauty. I normally get a little sea sick, but I get the feeling that with Joanna at the helm I’ll be just fine.

Ashley Greene Knows How To Beat The Heat

It looks like I’m not the only one who’s suffering through this insane summer heat wave. Here’s super hottie Ashley Greene doing her best to cope with the heat by putting on her finest pair of short shorts and hiking up her shirt to let that cute little belly breathe. It’s a good look for her, now if she really wants to cool down she can crack open a fire hydrant and frolic in the water while Whitesnake rocks out on the stereo.