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Lacey Banghard in some Topless Zoo Photos of the Day

Posted on January 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lacey Banghard is pretty ok….I mean I don’t know how hot she’d be if she; didn’t have such ridiculous tits…but lucky for her…she’s got ridiculous tits…so we don’t have to imagine such horrible things…unless she has a breakdown….like she was Britney Spears and instead of cutting off her hair….she chooses to cut off her tits….you know after realizing that all people care about are her tits….and she’s gonna make them have no choice but to care about other things about her…like her brains or her command of the English language….or something….but we don’t have to deal with that kind of crazy today….today…we can just stare at her tits…

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Nadine Velazquez Tits on Set of Day

Posted on January 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nadine Velazquez is on set and shwoing off tit…which would probably be more exciting if I knew who Nadine Velazquez was….but I don’t….because I don’t watch TV….but I do have access to WIKIPEDIA…and according to Wikipedia….she married a talent agent in 2005…which happens to be the year she got her firs major role on TV…funny how things like that work out…what a random coincidence that wouldn’t make me think she fucked her way into career advancements…I mean she’s Puerto Rican…they have serious work ethic and would never do something like that with their awesome bodies….especially now that they are recently divorced….

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Monica Bellucci for Vanity Fair Spain of the Day

Posted on January 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Monica Bellucci is some busty old lady pushing 50 who had acted and modeled both clothed and topless over the last 2 and a half decades…she started at 13 for some “local photo enthusiast”….who I’d like to call Roman Polanski for the sake of this post…..and now she’s modeling for Vanity Fair Spain….without really exploiting her tits the way I’d want her to be exploiting them…. but I guess at her age…she’s done all her tits are really capable of and they are now tired and a shadow of what they once were at their glory….you know like seeing a fat retired ball player thrown back into the mix…he’s got the moves…the skills…his body just won’t let him hit that home run….only the boob version….and as much as I hate to admit it…cuz I hate old ladies….I think she looks awesome.

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Fatty Kate Upton’s Horrible Mercedes Ad of the Day

Posted on January 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Tall, long legged, awkward mid-section, obese chick in training, Anna Nicole Smith junion, Kate Upton…..is in a Mercedes ad campaign for the Super Bowl…..and I guess this is their first release to get the buzz going….. Really mercedes? I guess they are trying to hit the middle class dude market with no taste….but there was a time when the Benz was a fancy car..and I guess as people got richer and bought Rolls Royce’s and Bentley’s…they had to scramble and said to themselves….”Kate Upton is well liked by dudes who like tits, and dudes who like tits can afford 400 dollar a month leases on cars that were once considered luxury cars”…..so instead of casting an actual babe….giving us some aspiration unattainable dreams we hope a car like that gives us….like it is supposed to be marketed….they’ve decided to throw out all branding….and say “hey joe dude who likes tits, get a benz”…. What a fail…. That said…why the fuck are 10 dudes washing one car…If I was rich I’d make sure the big pig of a woman would be doing it as me and my friends throw pork rinds and her saying “eat your mommy, eat your mommy”……

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